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The Major’s finally figured out the key to time travel – cool, beechwood-aged scotch. Now it’s just a case of sending a message back through time, and playing the waiting game. And the digging game.

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  1. Nemoidian says:

    So many questions coming out of this one. Like: Doesn’t hating monkeys make you a species-ist instead of a racist? Or: Is there really any difference between a 1000 year-old and a 1012 year-old bottle of scotch? But the most important question of all is why you would ever want to bury a bottle of hard alcohol in an area with a known Gopher infestation? It’s all beyond me, really.

  2. @Nemoidian Ha ha! Did you track down the location of those co-ordinates?You raise some interesting points, the resulting debates, I’m sure, will continue long past the future of Major Faultline’s timeline. But if I may address one concern:What Major Fautline is actually saying is that he believes chimpanzees are better suited to thrive than monkeys, that, in the future of the simian family, the chimps will ‘race’ ahead of the monkeys, therefor the term racist is, in fact, correct.

  3. I have a half bottle of 12 year aged Gibson Canadian wisky but I need it…I have a full un opened bottle of potatoe vodka that you can have…Will that work?..It’s not as flavorable but it gets you a hell of a lot drunker…

  4. @DAZEOFTHESTONED Its not so much the taste but the strength of the time-hangover I am concerned with… Scotch does less damage and less praying to the porcelain time gods. Actually, I wrote a whole blog post about it. Major Fault line dot com Deal with it. Yeah. I have a blog. No biggie.

  5. @majorfaultline Interesting conclusion my fello?..Yes…Yes indeed…

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