The discrepancies of Captain Euchre’s name has him all hot and bothered. Don’t even get him started about the Ronin Force meetings.

After an anti-climactic encounter with the Librarian Marm, Captain Euchre rants about the quality or lack thereof of his enemies.

Inspired by management books, Captain Euchre tries to shake things up at a Ronin Force meeting when it’s his turn to take command.

After a motion of Lack of confidence, Captain Euchre discusses what went wrong during his reign as the leader of Ronin Force.

Captain Euchre feels he isn’t living up to his potential as the crop of villains in Toronto aren’t up to snuff.

Captain Euchre shows Dyna-Gals sexy panties on his video blog without her permission.

Captain Euchre explains how a palm pilot alert ended his chances of true love with Dyna-Gal.

Captain Euchre is in limbo when Dyna-Gal refuses his calls. He tries to dull the pain by entering a Fantasy Super-Hero League.

Ronin Force members get into it after one of Captain Euchre’s battle cries isn’t taken literally.

Captain Euchre is shaken when a new arch nemesis reveals himself through a very intimidating letter.

Determined not to run from town, Captain Euchre completes an arch nemesis checklist in hopes of revealing the Arc Welder’s true identity.

Captain Euchre becomes a hot commodity when members of Ronin Force fuss over his new found arch nemesis.

Captain Euchre is elated at the prospect of getting an award from the Mayor of Toronto but realizes it would be the perfect time to strike for the Arc Welder.

Captain Euchre pops an unintentional erection while looking at the Mayor’s daughter during an award ceremony. He fears he will be removed from Ronin Force out of embarrassment.

The Arc Welder creeps up on Captain Euchre while he sleeps and takes something mysterious out of his pocket.

Oblivious to the message written on his forehead, Captain Euchre discovers that the Arc Welder was in his house the night previous.

The Police find humour in Captain Euchre’s break and entering report.

Captain Euchre barricades himself in his own home out of fear of the Arc Welder.

Captain Euchre comes to a philosophical Stand off with a Plumber. He hasn’t slept or showered for days.

Captain Euchre holds a plumber hostage in his living room and plays online euchre to pass the time.

Captain Euchre apologizes to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resigns from being a super-hero.

Trojan Borscht attempts to sell his services a leet hacker and information broker to the highest bidder.

Captain Euchre’s reign as the Trojan Borscht is short lived after an e-mail signature gives his true identity away.

Captain Euchre sets up a date with Dyna-Gal and celebrates by signing a less than stellar version of a Phil Collins classic.

Captain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.

Captain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree that draws rave reviews from Captain Euchre.

Captain Euchre recalls his day of glory as he captured the Arc welder and saved the Mayor from falling over the Bloor Street viaduct.

As Captain Euchre takes the barricade bars off his window, he finds out that the Arc Welder has escaped from prison.

Captain Euchre Goes over some super ideas for a super prison made specially for super villains, and how super that would be.

After receiving an urgent e-mail from Kim, Dyna-Gal’s roommate, Captain Euchre pleads for her to return home.

Captain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to Dyna-Gal during her absence.

On day 4 of Dyna-Gal’s disappearance, Captain Euchre is getting pumped for a wedding of super hero proportions, but has yet to find a date.