Captain Euchre, Best Man
Captain EuchrePublished December 29, 2007 at 3:56 am No CommentsOn day 4 of Dyna-Gal’s disappearance, Captain Euchre is getting pumped for a wedding of super hero proportions, but has yet to find a date.
Archive for 2007
Fret Dreams
Captain EuchrePublished December 27, 2007 at 7:54 am 2 CommentsCaptain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to Dyna-Gal during her absence.
Like Boots or Hearts
Captain EuchrePublished December 26, 2007 at 3:48 am No CommentsAfter receiving an urgent e-mail from Kim, Dyna-Gal’s roommate, Captain Euchre pleads for her to return home.
The Captain Euchre Initiative
Captain EuchrePublished December 22, 2007 at 10:02 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre Goes over some super ideas for a super prison made specially for super villains, and how super that would be.
Information and Super Villains
Captain EuchrePublished December 20, 2007 at 11:01 pm No CommentsAs Captain Euchre takes the barricade bars off his window, he finds out that the Arc Welder has escaped from prison.
And Dangling Off a Bridge, No Less.
Captain EuchrePublished December 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre recalls his day of glory as he captured the Arc welder and saved the Mayor from falling over the Bloor Street viaduct.
Rage of the Arc Welder
Captain EuchrePublished December 18, 2007 at 8:51 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree that draws rave reviews from Captain Euchre.
If this was Star Trek, she would have had a beard.
Captain EuchrePublished December 16, 2007 at 3:50 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.
Date Nite
Captain EuchrePublished December 15, 2007 at 3:47 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre sets up a date with Dyna-Gal and celebrates by signing a less than stellar version of a Phil Collins classic.
6 Hours Later
Captain EuchrePublished December 13, 2007 at 3:46 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre’s reign as the Trojan Borscht is short lived after an e-mail signature gives his true identity away.
Elite Beet Haxor
Captain EuchrePublished December 13, 2007 at 12:24 am No CommentsTrojan Borscht attempts to sell his services a leet hacker and information broker to the highest bidder.
Being Crazy Means Never Having to Say ‘I’m Sorry.’
Captain EuchrePublished December 5, 2007 at 4:42 pm 1 CommentCaptain Euchre apologizes to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resigns from being a super-hero.
Captain Euchre Vs. The Plumber Minion
Captain EuchrePublished December 5, 2007 at 3:40 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre holds a plumber hostage in his living room and plays online euchre to pass the time.
Sock Down
Captain EuchrePublished December 1, 2007 at 9:30 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre comes to a philosophical Stand off with a Plumber. He hasn’t slept or showered for days.
Lock Down
Captain EuchrePublished November 28, 2007 at 10:38 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre barricades himself in his own home out of fear of the Arc Welder.
Is This an Emergency?
Captain EuchrePublished November 27, 2007 at 12:15 am No CommentsThe Police find humour in Captain Euchre’s break and entering report.
The Arc Welder Strikes! Part II
Captain EuchrePublished November 26, 2007 at 6:30 pm No CommentsOblivious to the message written on his forehead, Captain Euchre discovers that the Arc Welder was in his house the night previous.
The Arc Welder Strikes! Part I
Captain EuchrePublished November 26, 2007 at 11:39 am No CommentsThe Arc Welder creeps up on Captain Euchre while he sleeps and takes something mysterious out of his pocket.
Stretchy Pants and Other Misfortunes
Captain Euchre FeaturedPublished November 26, 2007 at 12:41 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre pops an unintentional erection while looking at the Mayor’s daughter during an award ceremony. He fears he will be removed from Ronin Force out of embarrassment.
Everything Changes
Captain EuchrePublished November 23, 2007 at 12:36 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre is elated at the prospect of getting an award from the Mayor of Toronto but realizes it would be the perfect time to strike for the Arc Welder.
Sympathy Goes A Long Way
Captain EuchrePublished November 20, 2007 at 12:36 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre becomes a hot commodity when members of Ronin Force fuss over his new found arch nemesis.
The Arch Nemesis Quiz
Captain EuchrePublished November 17, 2007 at 12:32 am No CommentsDetermined not to run from town, Captain Euchre completes an arch nemesis checklist in hopes of revealing the Arc Welder’s true identity.
What Would the Flash Do?
Captain EuchrePublished November 15, 2007 at 9:31 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre is shaken when a new arch nemesis reveals himself through a very intimidating letter.
Going Alone!
Captain EuchrePublished November 14, 2007 at 12:30 am 6 CommentsRonin Force members get into it after one of Captain Euchre’s battle cries isn’t taken literally.
Superhero Fantasy
Captain EuchrePublished November 12, 2007 at 12:29 am 5 CommentsCaptain Euchre is in limbo when Dyna-Gal refuses his calls. He tries to dull the pain by entering a Fantasy Super-Hero League.
His and Her Scrambled Eggs
Captain EuchrePublished November 10, 2007 at 7:08 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre explains how a palm pilot alert ended his chances of true love with Dyna-Gal.
Sex, showers, and panties.
Captain Euchre FeaturedPublished November 10, 2007 at 10:26 am 12 CommentsCaptain Euchre shows Dyna-Gals sexy panties on his video blog without her permission.
The Brain Drain Blame Game Refrain Train
Captain EuchrePublished November 5, 2007 at 12:22 am 10 CommentsCaptain Euchre feels he isn’t living up to his potential as the crop of villains in Toronto aren’t up to snuff.
Rise and Fall of the Euchre Empire
Captain EuchrePublished November 1, 2007 at 7:21 pm 3 CommentsAfter a motion of Lack of confidence, Captain Euchre discusses what went wrong during his reign as the leader of Ronin Force.
The Founding Member
Captain EuchrePublished October 31, 2007 at 6:13 pm 13 CommentsInspired by management books, Captain Euchre tries to shake things up at a Ronin Force meeting when it’s his turn to take command.
Captain Euchre vs. The Librarian Marm
Captain EuchrePublished October 28, 2007 at 8:49 pm 1 CommentAfter an anti-climactic encounter with the Librarian Marm, Captain Euchre rants about the quality or lack thereof of his enemies.
Overnight Ratings
Captain Euchre FeaturedPublished October 26, 2007 at 11:16 pm 49 CommentsThe discrepancies of Captain Euchre’s name has him all hot and bothered. Don’t even get him started about the Ronin Force meetings.
