Archive for December, 2007

Captain Euchre, Best Man

Captain EuchrePublished December 29, 2007 at 3:56 am No Comments

On day 4 of Dyna-Gal’s disappearance, Captain Euchre is getting pumped for a wedding of super hero proportions, but has yet to find a date.

Fret Dreams

Captain EuchrePublished December 27, 2007 at 7:54 am 2 Comments

Captain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to Dyna-Gal during her absence.

Like Boots or Hearts

Captain EuchrePublished December 26, 2007 at 3:48 am No Comments

After receiving an urgent e-mail from Kim, Dyna-Gal’s roommate, Captain Euchre pleads for her to return home.

The Captain Euchre Initiative

Captain EuchrePublished December 22, 2007 at 10:02 pm No Comments

Captain Euchre Goes over some super ideas for a super prison made specially for super villains, and how super that would be.

Information and Super Villains

Captain EuchrePublished December 20, 2007 at 11:01 pm No Comments

As Captain Euchre takes the barricade bars off his window, he finds out that the Arc Welder has escaped from prison.

And Dangling Off a Bridge, No Less.

Captain EuchrePublished December 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm No Comments

Captain Euchre recalls his day of glory as he captured the Arc welder and saved the Mayor from falling over the Bloor Street viaduct.

Rage of the Arc Welder

Captain EuchrePublished December 18, 2007 at 8:51 am No Comments

Captain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree that draws rave reviews from Captain Euchre.

If this was Star Trek, she would have had a beard.

Captain EuchrePublished December 16, 2007 at 3:50 am No Comments

Captain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.

Date Nite

Captain EuchrePublished December 15, 2007 at 3:47 am No Comments

Captain Euchre sets up a date with Dyna-Gal and celebrates by signing a less than stellar version of a Phil Collins classic.

6 Hours Later

Captain EuchrePublished December 13, 2007 at 3:46 am No Comments

Captain Euchre’s reign as the Trojan Borscht is short lived after an e-mail signature gives his true identity away.

Elite Beet Haxor

Captain EuchrePublished December 13, 2007 at 12:24 am No Comments

Trojan Borscht attempts to sell his services a leet hacker and information broker to the highest bidder.

Being Crazy Means Never Having to Say ‘I’m Sorry.’

Captain EuchrePublished December 5, 2007 at 4:42 pm 1 Comment

Captain Euchre apologizes to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resigns from being a super-hero.

Captain Euchre Vs. The Plumber Minion

Captain EuchrePublished December 5, 2007 at 3:40 am No Comments

Captain Euchre holds a plumber hostage in his living room and plays online euchre to pass the time.

Sock Down

Captain EuchrePublished December 1, 2007 at 9:30 pm No Comments

Captain Euchre comes to a philosophical Stand off with a Plumber. He hasn’t slept or showered for days.