Sock Down

Captain Euchre comes to a philosophical Stand off with a Plumber. He hasn’t slept or showered for days.

Saturday, December 1st, 2007 - 9:30 pm
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Captain Euchre Vs. The Plumber Minion

Captain Euchre holds a plumber hostage in his living room and plays online euchre to pass the time.

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 - 3:40 am
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Being Crazy Means Never Having to Say ‘I’m Sorry.’

Captain Euchre apologizes to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resigns from being a super-hero.

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 - 4:42 pm
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Elite Beet Haxor

Trojan Borscht attempts to sell his services a leet hacker and information broker to the highest bidder.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 - 12:24 am
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6 Hours Later

Captain Euchre’s reign as the Trojan Borscht is short lived after an e-mail signature gives his true identity away.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 - 3:46 am
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Date Nite

Captain Euchre sets up a date with Dyna-Gal and celebrates by signing a less than stellar version of a Phil Collins classic.

Saturday, December 15th, 2007 - 3:47 am
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If this was Star Trek, she would have had a beard.

Captain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.

Sunday, December 16th, 2007 - 3:50 am
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Rage of the Arc Welder

Captain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree that draws rave reviews from Captain Euchre.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 - 8:51 am
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And Dangling Off a Bridge, No Less.

Captain Euchre recalls his day of glory as he captured the Arc welder and saved the Mayor from falling over the Bloor Street viaduct.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 - 2:00 pm
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Information and Super Villains

As Captain Euchre takes the barricade bars off his window, he finds out that the Arc Welder has escaped from prison.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 - 11:01 pm
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The Captain Euchre Initiative

Captain Euchre Goes over some super ideas for a super prison made specially for super villains, and how super that would be.

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 - 10:02 pm
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Like Boots or Hearts

After receiving an urgent e-mail from Kim, Dyna-Gal’s roommate, Captain Euchre pleads for her to return home.

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 - 3:48 am
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Fret Dreams

Captain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to Dyna-Gal during her absence.

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 - 7:54 am
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Captain Euchre, Best Man

On day 4 of Dyna-Gal’s disappearance, Captain Euchre is getting pumped for a wedding of super hero proportions, but has yet to find a date.

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 - 3:56 am
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