Captain Euchre comes to a philosophical Stand off with a Plumber. He hasn’t slept or showered for days.

Captain Euchre holds a plumber hostage in his living room and plays online euchre to pass the time.

Captain Euchre apologizes to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resigns from being a super-hero.

Trojan Borscht attempts to sell his services a leet hacker and information broker to the highest bidder.

Captain Euchre’s reign as the Trojan Borscht is short lived after an e-mail signature gives his true identity away.

Captain Euchre sets up a date with Dyna-Gal and celebrates by signing a less than stellar version of a Phil Collins classic.

Captain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.

Captain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree that draws rave reviews from Captain Euchre.

Captain Euchre recalls his day of glory as he captured the Arc welder and saved the Mayor from falling over the Bloor Street viaduct.

As Captain Euchre takes the barricade bars off his window, he finds out that the Arc Welder has escaped from prison.

Captain Euchre Goes over some super ideas for a super prison made specially for super villains, and how super that would be.

After receiving an urgent e-mail from Kim, Dyna-Gal’s roommate, Captain Euchre pleads for her to return home.

Captain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to Dyna-Gal during her absence.

On day 4 of Dyna-Gal’s disappearance, Captain Euchre is getting pumped for a wedding of super hero proportions, but has yet to find a date.