A night at the Brass Rail turns ugly when the Arc Welder welds shut a bathroom stall, trapping Captain Euchre inside.

A brief foray into politics goes horribly wrong when Captain Euchre reads an article about his political affiliation.

Captain Euchre gets labeled a racist for his political associations and skips town to avoid the backlash.

Captain Euchre gets all philosophical while his search for Dyna-Gal lingers.

Captain Euchre vents after his Euchre cards get tagged by some no-good graffiti gangbangers.

Captain Euchre plans a break in to steal Dyna-Gal’s H.R. File from Globewide Investments.

A foiled attempt to steal Dyna-Gal’s H.R. file turns into an investment opportunity for Captain Euchre.

A wonderfully amazing Superhero wedding spawns a spur of the moment engagement between Captain Euchre and Kim.

Captain Euchre is feeling good after his engagement comes to physical fruition with his limber and experienced fiancee.

Captain Euchre starts to question his choice to get engaged to a stripper.

Captain Euchre fumbles his way through the financial stats of his latest investment.

An Arc Welder costume is found in a mysterious box left in Captain Euchre’s bedroom.

Captain Euchre turns evil and is kicked out of Ronin Force while his engagement with Kim is on the rocks.

Captain Euchre joins Teen Death Squad team and robs his first bank. The police track him down and arrest him violently.

Captain Euchre pleads for bail through a speakerphone while his political affiliation causes some serious agro in the slammer.

Captain Euchre uses a prison riot to escape and goes over some tips to make your time in jail more enjoyable.

Captain Euchre gets emotional when super villains tell him he needs to change his name and battle cry.

Captain Euchre is good again. He frames Major Faultline with an Arc Welder mask in attempt to get back into Ronin Force and gets a surprise call from Dyna-Gal.

Turns out the Arc Welder was Dyna-Gal all along. Who knew. Captain Euchre visits her in jail and plays a game of angry checkers.

Captain Euchre flees in terror while an evil hand snatches his magic deck of Euchre cards.

Tights and Fights: Ashes picks up a few months after the last episode featuring Captain Euchre. The Captain has gone missing, and his deck of cosmically powered Euchre cards has fallen into the wrong hands. A group of unconnected superheroes, a wanna-be, and a deranged super villain discover they each possess one piece of the puzzle that will lead them to Captain Euchre. That is… if they can get over their petty problems and hang-ups and get their heads out of their asses…