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This Performance was live on February 23rd, 2011. Scroll down to see the archived posts!

Was it time for romance to blossom in the Tights and Fights universe? That’s a “yes”, a “no”, and since The Plumber’s involved probably a “Ew, what’s that?”

On February 23, Fantabulous Gal’s pipes were bursting (seriously, that’s not a euphemism) and The Plumber was the only man who could service her (no, seriously, her pipes). Needless to say, things didn’t go according to plan, especially once we threw in Fantabulous Gal’s suburban sister, her stripper room-mate Kim, and Kim’s stripper friends. Let’s just say that there was no room at the inn(uendo) for all of the accidental sexy shenanigans this crew got themselves in for.

Showtime: February 23rd, @ 7:00 PM EST.

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TightsandFights: Tonight’s show is “Snaking Her Drain,” and it runs for one hour. Join in with #tightsandfights, or follow along here: http://bit.ly/9e2Jlw

 
 
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TightsandFights: It’s a balmy Toronto evening and @ItsFantabulousG finds herself with some unexpected cleaning to do… #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Fantabulous! My new roommate Kim has left for her shift. Leaving me with her engagement ring, her friends… #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Fantabulous! My new roommate Kim has left for her shift. Leaving me with her engagement ring, her friends… #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: … and a sink full of dirty dishes! #secretlyaperfectevening #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: … and a sink full of dirty dishes! #secretlyaperfectevening #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Oh! I read somewhere that cubic zirconia really gets at the grime. Let’s try! #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Oh! I read somewhere that cubic zirconia really gets at the grime. Let’s try! #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! #tightsandfights

 
 
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BloomedOnion: What’s she screaming about now? #againwiththewiggingout #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: NOOOOOOOOO!!! #tightsandfights

 
 
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BloomedOnion: Why is there water on the floor? I don’t do watersports. #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Oh sugar! I dropped Kim’s engagement ring down the drain! #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: And the giant euchre card deck shaped cubic zirconia is blocked up the pipes! #tightsandfights

 
 
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CherryFritatas: I know! Let’s call a Plumber! But, make sure you say your WATER pipes. Last guy thought I meant something else… #tightsandfights

 
 
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TightsandFights: Follow our live performance with #tightsandfights, or just go here: http://bit.ly/9e2Jlw

 
 
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BloomedOnion: Yeah, but at least the extra money was worth it. #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Ack! I can’t get my fantabulous jacket wet! And I can’t let Kim know I lost her ring! I have to call… oh no. #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Does anyone know a plumber? Who will work for free? Who isn’t @RobertStrovesco? #tightsandfights

 
 
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CherryFritatas: I can call Big Tony. He always fixes pipes. And by pipes I mean problems. And by problems, I mean #dirtyoldmenwhocatcall #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Here, @Bloomed0nion, @CherryFritatas use this to mop up some of the water… #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Seriously!? Anyone out there know a plumber how owes them a favour? I’ll totally do your dishes for a week! #tightsandfights

 
 
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BloomedOnion: Aren’t these Kim’s. . . #unmentionables #tightsandfights

 
 
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CherryFritatas: I don’t think Kim would want me using her blouse to mop up — OH, GOODNESS, I’d take that off even if I didn’t strip! #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: #gulp Okay. Here goes nothing… except my dignity. #tightsandfights

 
 
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TightsandFights: Meanwhile, in @RobertStrovesco’s basement…. #tightsandfights

 
 
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RobertStrovesco: I just got a call from @itsfantabulousg to fix her pipes, that’s date No. 2 and you know what that means. #tightsandfights

 
 
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RobertStrovesco: I just got a call from @itsfantabulousg to fix her pipes, that’s date No. 2 and you know what that means. #tightsandfights

 
 
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TightsandFights: As if he was lurking outside of @itsfantabulousg’s house, @robertstrovesco arrives in record time… #tightsandfights

 
 
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RobertStrovesco: Knock knock. who’s there. a plumber. plumber who. a plumber to fix your pipes. heh heh. @itsfantabulousg I crack me up. #tightsandfights

 
 
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BloomedOnion: Wow, that was fast. And I know guys who plumb fast. #tightsandfights

 
 
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TightsandFights: Care to join in on the euphemisms? Just add #tightsandfights to your post.

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Not even my fantabu-lasso can stop this flow! #fightingeviliseasier & Dyna’s credit card just bought these new fanta-boots! #tightsandfights

 
 
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RobertStrovesco: Time to go deep drain diving. @itsfantabulousg #tightsandfights

 
 
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CherryFritatas: He’s cute in a “his beard is an enchanted forest, but probably contains mythical yet deathy creatures” kind of way. #Narnia #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Thank goodness you’re here, @robertstrovesco! I need to get Captain Euchre’s engagement ring! #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Sure, @CherryFritatas. He’s cute in a get-out-of-my-kitchen-real-quick kind of way! #tightsandfights

 
 
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BloomedOnion: He does kinda look like Zach Galifianakis, doesn’t he? #onlyolder #andsadder #tightsandfights

 
 
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WinterPegKatty: Consider the many uses of a handyman around the house. He can fix
everything for you, for free #tightsandfights

 
 
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RobertStrovesco: So where is this ring? #putsongoggles #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Sounds good in theory, @WinterPegKatty. As mom says, he ain’t so handy and he can’t fix squat. #shouldntUBputtingkidstobed? #tightsandfights

 
 
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CherryFritatas: Wow! I’ve never seen a treasure trail on someone’s back. #buttcracks #tightsandfights

 
 
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RobertStrovesco: I can almost see the ring. All I need to do is break this pipe. #breaksoutbigwrench #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: BREAK THE PIPE!? #tightsandfights

 
 
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BloomedOnion: I’m impressed; he’s got good pipehandling technique. #oneprotoanother #maybewewenttothesameschool #tightsandfights

 
 
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RobertStrovesco: Don’t worry, @ItsFantabulousG I’m a professional! #clang #clang #clang #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Er, @BloomedOnion @CherryFritatas do you happen to know if DyanGal and Kim have a good insurance policy? #tightsandfights

 
 
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RobertStrovesco: #clang #clang #clang Oops. #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: I thought you said break one pipe? You broke them all! Did you at least get the ring? #tightsandfights

 
 
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RobertStrovesco: Yes, I have your ring! @ItsFantabulousG #getsononeknee #tightsandfights

 
 
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WinterPegKatty: @itsfantabulousg say yes! Mom will be ecstatic! #tightsandfights

 
 
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TightsandFights: Was this your first time? Go to http://bit.ly/9e2Jlw to catch up, or search #tightsandfights to follow along.

 
 
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BloomedOnion: I’ll take that ring. #wherecanihockthis #tightsandfights

 
 
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CherryFritatas: How did he cause so much disaster with so little — OH GOD THE ASSCRACK, IT MOVED! #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Er… um… well… I didn’t have an engagement proposal written in my day timer so I’m not – what’s that sound? #tightsandfights

 
 
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RobertStrovesco: Just a little fubarish snafu with the your sink there. @itsFantabulousG Maybe, you should call a plumber. #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Wait a minute, @WinterPegKatty, isn’t this how your husband proposed? #tightsandfights

 
 
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BloomedOnion: Kim probably didn’t want the ring anyway. #finderskeepers #needthemoney #tightsandfights

 
 
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WinterPegKatty: Hey @fantabulousg, yes, and he clogged my pipes up with a baby the next day. Something you’ll never experience now. #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: WHAT!? @RobertStrovesco I did a call a husband… I mean plumber… I mean… #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: You know what, @robertstrovesco? Actually… I’m good. Both plumbing wise and not-be-married-to-you wise. Good night! #tightsandfights

 
 
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CherryFritatas: He’s enchanting and I don’t know why. The beard. The trail. He’s like a fuzzy wuzzy drunken hobo…but funny #callme #tightsandfights

 
 
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RobertStrovesco: Sure, @CherryFritatas, I can do plumbing work for you anytime. I do bathrooms. Reasonable rates. 24-7 service. not Mondays. #tightsandfights

 
 
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CherryFritatas: I hope he liked me. I can never tell. He didn’t throw a single loonie my way. #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Good night Plumber! Good night Kim’s fake-tanned friends who have been here for days! #slam! #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: PHEW! What a disaster! Well, at least I have Kim’s engagement ring from Captain Euchre. #wait #tightsandfights

 
 
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ItsFantabulousG: Where’d Kim’s ring go? Oh no! Like mama says, never get between a stripper and a cubic zirconia! #tightsandfights

 
 
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BloomedOnion: MUAHAHAHA! Let’s sell this ring and party. #waitthisiscubicZ #sonofabitch #tightsandfights

 
 
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TightsandFights: Thanks for joining us tonight! #tightsandfights

 
 
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TightsandFights: Tune in to our next Twitter performance on March 9th as @sir_dance_a_lot square-dances off against ninjas! #tightsandfights

 
 
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TightsandFights: The end! Good night! #tightsandfights