Played by: Jeremy Knight & Chelsea Larkin
Written by: Conor O’Hegarty & Chelsea Larkin
Leopard Woman is a half-cat warrior queen from Leopardia, the home of the cat people in the hollow center of the globe. Major Faultline is the result of an alien experiment with nanotechnology, bestowing on his the power to cause earthquakes. Together, they are not only the greatest super heroes Toronto, or Canada, have ever seen, but they are also a husband and wife crime fighting duo.
As core members of the preeminent Toronto super hero league, Ronin Force, their biggest problem wasn’t fighting Uni-Shark the Sun Killer, but dealing with fellow super hero, Captain Euchre.
Until, after getting Major Fautline arrested as a super villain as a practical joke, Captain Euchre vanished! He made one, last desperate attempt leave a message for Major Faultline, “Sucker!” And no one has heard from him since. Meanwhile, Major Faultline is spending his week in prison getting to know his cellie, Tubsy.
It’s Leopard Woman who ends up spending the week alone… and she’s remembering what it is like to be more cat than wife…
Written and performed by: Melanie Hunter
Until very recently, Fantabulous Gal was the personal assistant to DynaGal. Yes, that DynaGal from Season One.
Fantabulous Gal is determined to apply her keen organizational skills, boundless enthusiasm and journaling skills to fight crime in the GTA. By why won’t anyone take her seriously? Maybe it’s the theme song?
Written and performed by: Scott Albert
Who is he? Who knows. But what people are slowly realizing is that he bears a striking resemblance to the supposedly missing Captain Euchre. Captain Euchre even took on the persona of Trojan Borscht for a short time – until his inability to change his email signature line wrecked his cover.
And what the heck is going on with this weirdo, anyway? One moment he’s silly but harmless and the other he’s off stealing and robbing – without having any memory of doing it. Is he under some sort of mind control? What’s going on, here!?
All in good time, my dear readers. All in good time.
Played By: Scott Watkins
Written By: Adam Swimmer & Scott Watkins
Quick, here’s some Captain Euchre trivia. Who was the only other character, other than The Arc Welder, to appear in a Captain Euchre video? Give up – it was The Plumber.
After being held hostage by a deranged Captain Euchre, The Plumber, aka Robert Stavesco, was fired by Uncle Sal at Stravesco Plumbing. His wife changed the locks, and he has a hard time getting permission to see Justin, his young son.
But what’s worse, he’s had to move back into his childhood bedroom with his Ma. Thankfully, he was able to clear away enough of the boxes his Ma was storing to uncover the bed.
He’s determined to find Captain Euchre – and to charge him the overtime. He’ll get his house back, his job back, his wife back… and maybe even the love of his young son.
To do that, he’s going to do the one thing that always seemed impossible. So what that he has no super powers, no real skills, and isn’t really all that good a plumber? He’s decided he’s going to be… a super hero!
And, oh yeah, he’s gonna kill a monkey. That’s not part of his plan, we’re just telling you it’s gonna happen. So stay tuned!
SUCKER’s Evil Robot Army, as seen through the vision devices of Private Robo-Ryan.
Lungfish is a hyper-intelligent lungfish who runs the administrative side of Ronin Force from a satellite.
The evil side of Charles – a secret super villain and Fantabulous Gal’s on again, off again, sorta kinda guy she’s dating.
Accounts Charles is a secret super villain, he’s the “good” outer face he shows to the world. Secret Bad Guy Charles is his evil side.
Diamond Jubilee has command over precious stones… but not so much over her husband’s wandering eyes.
He’s – you guessed it – a snooty waiter who works at snooty restaurant Chez Chi Chi, a prime super hero, fine dining establishment.
Evil king of all things salad! With his crouton minions, he has declared war on those who eat vegetables.
Barry was Evil Trojan Borscht’s best friend / nuclear missile – he went missing after being fired into a time-rift / earthquake in the heart of Toronto. Come home Barry!
Robo Stretch Lad was an evil robot created by Dr. Arigato Roboto, but now he’s turned to a force of good – and when he’s not hanging out with Robo Stretch Lass he’s out kicking supervillain butt.
Beware the albatross! Albatraitor is more than just an insane bird, he’s got the razor-sharp teeth. Oh, and don’t tell him any secrets…
Dressed in a sweater and wielding a killer knot, The Hanging Chad is a terrifying villain – just try to stay out of his grasp and away from his home in the Hamptons!
How you see him, now you don’t! The Wall Flower uses camouflage and corners to back up his extremely shy personality. No public speaking, thank you very much.
Heroes lacking in self-confidence beware – Pop Scorn is here to dish out scathing critiques. One mediocre movie too many has turned this mild-mannered critic into an evil mastermind!
Sir Dance-A-Lot is, simply put, the man with the moves. Whether breakdance, tango, clog or salsa, he knows exactly the right dance to defeat his enemies.
Don’t mess with Officer Suzie – she’s a single go-getting police officer who’ll have you in cuffs quicker than you can say “not the face”.
The Office Ladies are just a bunch of party-loving girls on the town – they’re old friends of Fantabulous Gal’s from secretary school, and they’ll drink and dance you under the table.
Scape Goat is part-man and part-goat, and apart from his amazing appetite he can also shoot electricity from his horns and blow icy cold mountain air out of his mouth.
The Youngster a slightly-past-his-prime pensioner who enjoys reminiscing about crime-fighting escapades past and generally crapping on the pursuits of the current generation of superheroes.
The Time Tribunal is a collection of beings who prosecute time travelers for creating paradoxes, reality splits, or any other kind of time-related mayhem.
From superheroic gal-about-town to psychiatric institution bunkmate. How the mighty have fallen.
The Time Temp is fixing the time-a-verse… until The Time Maiden gets back from Mat Leave.
Doctor Whom – traveling through time in a chicken coop! What, you think that’s funny!? Kids today!
He’s French, he’s gay, he’s got amazing hats, and he might just spell the end of humanity as we know it. LE CRAP.
SUCKER’s Evil Robot Army, as seen through the vision devices of Private Robo-Ryan.
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