I, Le Gros Chapeau, have much of le military genius francais to draw upon in making le plans battle!
Phoenix or the Cuckoo?
Trojan Borscht awakes making his first appearance. Woozy and unsure who he is and why he smells like onions
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Happy New Year, Tights and Fights Fans! (And our updated schedule.)
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How does “AAA Cleaning/Crime Fighting/Travel Advising” sound?
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Tights and Fights on Electric Playground!
Catch Up on the First Two Chapters!
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Thanks for such an awesome time at FanExpo!
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The Tights and Fights: Ashes – Comic-stravaganza!
Chapter 2′s Cliffhanger
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Last Punch Up Writers’ Room and 100th Episode!
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Tights and Fights: Ashes launches on World of Superheroes!
The Making of Tights and Fights: Ashes – How to Shake a Faultline
Alexander Graham Bull
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The End of Snapper – or, How to Cook a Time Egg Thingy
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Top 5 Tips for Time Travel
The At-Odds Couple
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March 16th: The Future is Wednesday!
Worst Rickroll Ever
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Where The Hell Is Lungfish?
Time Travel 101
Interview with Mikhail Petrenko – D.P. | The Making of Tights and Fights: Ashes
The End of Chapter 1
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Chapter 1′s Cliffhanger
Tights and Fights: Ashes – Trailer
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Welcome to the NEW Tights and Fights website!
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Watch From the Start!
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Evil Trojan Borscht
Evil Trojan Borscht is a super villain. A very, very strange super villain. He considers himself to be a genius hacker, but his grasp of technology isn’t all that strong. Let’s just say he could benefit from some introductory courses at the library. He hides out in a hidden lair, somewhere in the depths of Toronto, and taunts super heroes and citizens alike with his videos and blog posts.
He emerged on the scene suddenly just after Captain Euchre went missing and many armchair super heroes suspect a connection. With the reappearance of a drooling, catatonic Captain Euchre, the mystery of Evil Trojan Borscht’s origin has only deepened.
There are two sides to Evil Trojan Borscht; literally. After failing his unseen master for the last time, Evil Trojan Borscht was replaced with an alternate personality –the terrifying (yet stylish) Le Gros Chapeau.
The stress of this transformation has driven Evil Trojan Borscht (when he occasionally resurfaces from the brainwashing) around the bend, and there’s no telling what he’ll do when he finally reappears after Le Gros Chapeau’s latest chicanery.
Le March of Les Robots Evil! Et Moi!
From the Beginning
Going My Way?
Evil Trojan Borscht is busy being evil, and waxing philosophic about being evil (Take that Vancouver!) when he gets a very mysterious instant message!
Barry
After the weird instant message he got last episode, Evil Trojan Borscht has a new friend. Meet Barry!
This Ain’t No Texas Hold ‘Em
Evil Trojan Borscht mechanically deals out Euchre cards during some time off, seemingly under the influence of mind control once again. Have you guessed the terrible secret behind Evil Trojan Borscht?
Trojy’s Recruiting Drive
Ronin Force uses Captain Euchre’s face for a new recruiting poster. Evil Trojan Borscht doesn’t like that.
Hint: Ticking Bomb? Not Good.
Trojy tries to take credit for the earthquake that he clearly did not create. This earthquake has activated Barry, his missile and Trojy pleads with Barry to not blow up.
One Sweet Heist
Trojy awakes from a blackout. Barry did not blow up and he his surrounded by what appears to be jewellery- Trojy has heisted an abundance of candy necklaces.
Evil. Not patient. You shouldn’t be surprised.
I am still waiting for you, my minions, to contact me about my flyer. Someone must know who I am! Barry has told me to be patient, but being patient isn’t very evil, is it? Raised eyebrow-y face. As I am very evil, but not so patient, I tried to use my evil computer hacking [...]
Super Villains Don’t Wear Santa Hats!
Greetings, dear readers. I am sure that many of you are curious about how we super villains spend the holidays. It’s a fair question. Sadly, I have no answer, for I have no memory of any preceding Christmas. What are the traditions that super villains partake of during this festive time? Do we exchange presents? [...]
Bean Bag Chairs Weigh Heavy on the Soul of Injustice
Evil Trojan Borscht steals bean bag chairs for no real reason. At least, that he knows of. Who’s pulling his strings?
Sleep Hacking! I AM AWESOME!!!!!!111
In which I discover that I have been sleep hacking! What’s sleep hacking, you ask? Enter my lair and find out… if you dare!
Et tu, Dry Cleaning Lady? Et tu?
I am betrayed by the one person I trust. Maybe I should tip more? Or, at all?
Crazy Ultimatum Time
Evil Trojan Borscht issues a crazy ultimatum to Toronto: If they don’t turn Captain Euchre over to him, then welcome to the Barry show! No big deal, right? Except no one knows where the hell Captain Euchre IS.
Barry’s Big Day
Think twice before crossing a crazed super villain with a nuclear missile for a best friend! Because, you know, Evil Trojan Borscht and Barry have some tricks up their sleeves. And THEY won’t think twice before pulling them out.
The Importance of Being Thwarted
Evil Trojan Borscht examines the failures and…well, failures of his latest diabolical plan.
I’m In The Mood For Nuke-ing…
Listening to the hold music of a dozen nuclear superpowers is the first step to replacing Barry The Missile. Cower in front of my top choices and what they say about these nuke-toting nations!
Time for a Change…maybe?
Stupid laws making it hard to get a new Barry. What does the courts care about friendships? Governments have no place in the missile silos of the nation, if you ask me.
Sticking it to the Mail Man
Evil Trojan Borscht is starting to get very confused as he slips in and out of his master’s control.
Worst Rickroll Ever
Evil Trojan Borscht’s attempt to Rickroll Ronin Force results in a hilariously confused mashup of Internet memes.
Faking it.
Salut! It is I, le Gros Chapeau! C’est moi, le Gros Chapeau! Mon glorious leader, SUCKER, he has ordered me to infiltrate les teams super-hero anglo, mais, c’est diffiçile.
Monsieur Popular
Le Gros Chapeau has his work cut out for him as he infiltrates every superhero squad in Ontario.
Sidekick Sorrow is Lighter When Shared
I have met a kindred, evil soul. Maybe some day me, Fantabulous Gal, him and who ever he has his eye on can double date!
Special Delivery: Evil Delicious Love!
Between terrifying black outs and realizations that I’m someone else… I courier a sign of my love to a certain blonde hero-y type.
Bin Boil Bat Time!
Will the voices in my head please shut up!? I can barely hear myself think about how to get rid of you!
Trojy Finds Religion… His
Evil Trojan Borscht deals with mental instability in the logical way, by declaring himself a god.
God of Battle (of the Bands)
Prison Letters to the Leader
Evil Trojan Borscht receives some letters from his disgruntled former worshipers.
Don’t Cry For Me, Mississauga!
After Leopard Woman’s revelation of his treachery, Le Gros Chapeau takes steps to get le hell hors du Dodge.
The Gathering Storm
The return of Le Gros Chapeau, and the debut of a giant tunnelling device. If that’s not enough for you, we just can’t help you.
Le March of Les Robots Evil! Et Moi!
I, Le Gros Chapeau, have much of le military genius francais to draw upon in making le plans battle!
