Fantabulous Gal’s indulging her woes with scotch and online euchre.
Fantabulous Gal
What does every busy superheroine need? A super-assistant, of course, someone to take minutes, copy-edit press releases, and attend court in their stead when they are sued for property damage. Fantabulous Gal is that assistant.
Or was.
Her boss, Dyna Gal has been thrown into an insane asylum, leaving Fantabulous Gal broke and homeless. So what’s an unemployed super-assistant to do? Reinvent herself of course. With her can-do attitude, her superhuman enthusiasm, her business acumen, and a bunch of crime-fighting equipment that Dyna Gal obviously doesn’t need anymore, Fantabulous Gal has become a force to be reckoned with.
Though her fortunes may have risen (taking command of a team of ninjas, getting her own apartment, founding her own company) and fallen (getting sued, losing her CanCon accreditation, misplacing the ninjas), she has finally achieved one of her main goals: finding Captain Euchre.
Now, while taking care of a drooling catatonic, she’s still trying to make it big in this superdog-eat-superdog world, and no mere evil conspiracy and impending global economic collapse is going to stop her!
From the Beginning
Dear Mom…
Hi mom! I guess you moved again because I haven’t heard from you. I’m sure that the last letter I mailed you, complete with a bookmark that I created from handmade paper and a cheque for my share of your your rent, must have not reached you since I’m sure you would have replied. Or…
Snail Mail
It takes some serious rationalizing, but Fantabulous Gal moves into her catatonic ex-boss’ house and gets a plan – a Fantabulous plan!
Shopping for Super Clothes
Hello, my name is… Fantabulous Gal!
Fantabulous Gal, your saviour and your pal! Or perhaps she’s just a Fantabulous Gal who demands criminals to put down their weapon and/or weapons. In any case, once Fantabulous gal dresses in full costume, she definitely needs a tag line to go with her new super persona.
Out of The Flying Pan! I have my first blind date as a Super Hero!
I had a Fantabulous time last night! To begin with, I should tell you that my sister doesn’t really like the heroing. She is under the misguided impression, like mom, that it’s too dangerous – or that it’s not a ‘real job.’ Katherine, that’s my sister, wants me to find a man, get married and…
A History of PFO Letters
Positivity breeds success, as Fantabulous Gal reflects on her past rejection letters from Ronin Force. She is more than ready to reapply to the super hero super squad.
On realizing my potential
Transitioning from being an employee/assistant to working for my SELF is no easy task, but you can bet your buns that I am up for it! Just another step towards becoming the most fantabulous Fantabulous Gal that a gal can be! I’ve been doing a lot of reading about this self-actualization stuff. Mostly I clicked…
Power Pointed
Turned Down
Drowning her sorrows in booze, a rejected Fantabulous Gal badmouths Ronin Force and rants about the pains of getting a new cell phone.
Shaken Up
Thank You For Calling
Leopard Woman gets an annoying phone call from Fantabulous Gal, who won’t take “no” for an answer as she persists in her mission to become a part of Ronin Force. Fantabulous Gal then finds a mysterious euchre card.
Fantabulous Gal’s Holiday Season Dos and Don’ts
Hey y’all! Can you believe it was -20 this morning? Do you know what this means? Not only that winter is officially here in our cozy city of Toronto. And not just that my favourite coffee shop is spiking its hot chocolate with peppermint (thank goodness for DynaGal’s credit card, or I wouldn’t be able to indulge!) Nope! It means… it’s holiday party time.
Name Change?
Rejected from Ronin Force, Fantabulous Gal concludes that a change in secret identity is the key to superhero success.
Captain Euchre is in Trouble!
What? Has Evil Trojan Borscht hacked into Fantabulous Gal’s computer?! Is it because of this Captain Euchre card she’s somehow acquired? Looks like Fantabulous Gal has a job to do: Save Captain Euchre!
Party All The Time
Fantabulous Gal’s ingenious next attempt to get into Ronin Force? To throw a fantabulous party. Punch, anyone?
Super Hero Party!
Hey everyone! Wanna hang out with a bunch of Super Heroes? You’ve come to the right place! I am throwing a super hero party on January 22, from 7-9pm EST. Follow hashtag #tightsandfights on Twitter to join in the fun!!! I hope to see you there!
Wasn’t That a Party?
Hung over and disappointed by the B-listers that came to her networking party, Fantabulous Gal has one last ditch effort…
Stretching the Bounds of Good Taste
I’m Going to Stop Evil Trojan Borscht
My fantabulous senses were tingling (they wail like sirens inside my head. I can sing them to you sometime.) when — what do you know? Evil Trojan Borscht’s latest video popped up in my news feed!
Fantabulous Gal to the Rescue
Fantabulous Gal has recorded a decidedly ambitious to-do list: save Leopard Woman, capture Evil Trojan Borscht, rescue Captain Euchre… and plan a wedding. ~ This is the second last episode in Chapter 1 of Tights and Fights: Ashes – a hilarious peek into the private lives of super heroes and villains!
Fantabulous Gal Shafted!
Fantabulous Gal is peeved that she’s not getting credit for rescuing the Meow Master-gobbling Leopard Woman. Find out what Fantabulous Gal gets instead!
Balancing The Scales Of Justice (And Petty Larceny)
Hey Fantabu-Fans! So it’s come to my attention that it’s not absolutely completely okay to use someone else’s credit card to pay for your titanium nail manicure – and I got more than a little slap on the titanium wrist for doing so over the past few days. The last thing I’d want is to…
Honey, I’m Home
All By Myself… Just Wanna Be, All By Myself…
So it seems like my reign of Fantabulous-ness as an independent single gal – standing on her own two feet, and using said feet to kick crime’s ass – might just be over. I have a housemate. “KIM”. And I’m not using all capital letters because it makes everything look cool. And I’m not using…
Silver Linings
An FG EXCLUSIVE! From Dyna Gal’s secret file of superhero weaknesses
Ninja Laundry
So, I’ve been letting the ninjas stay here until they can find a new gig. Turns out those guys can not do laundry.
Interview Skills, The Fantabulous Way!
I’m here to offer my advice on getting the job you want, without accidentally falling through a plate-glass window! That never happened to me.
Moving Day
Moving day didn’t go exactly as planned, but at least there’s an armoured steel roof and twin-engined rotors over our heads.
AAA Plan
New house, new business, new GAL – it’s Fantabulous-ness with a hint of personal growth this week on Tights & Fights!
Cleanin’ Up The Town
More Like “Le Grope Chapeau”
So, it turns out those sexy Google search terms might have worked a little too well.
Kiss and Tell
Fantabulous Gal has hired some new help for AAA Cleaning, and discovered a newfound love of sexy foreign (?!) accents.
How To Date a Co-Worker
I’m taking the plunge, folks; a busy CEO and superhero can’t let her career or her lots and lots of money stand in the way of her personal life.
A Veritable Damsel in Virtual Distress
From the frying pan of stretchsitting and into the fire of Space Porn…it’s been a rough couple of days…
The Audit
After a rough day cleaning Kim’s apartment, Fantabulous Gal gets a letter that AAA Cleaners is being audited.
Putting out an APB on Ninjas!
So, my ninjas are gone, and all I have to show for my search is back pain from all the bowing and some extra long forks.
Ninjas, I’m Home
How does “AAA Cleaning/Crime Fighting/Travel Advising” sound?
Matchmaker Extraordinaire
Even though Captain Euchre is a brainless vegetable – that’s no reason not to love him, right? Right!
Ninjaless and Royally Euchred
Good news: I’m starting to get a handle on Captain Euchre’s digestive tract. That didn’t sound nearly as bad in my head.
What the Deck
Fantabulous Gal is THIS close to figuring out how to control Captain Euchre’s bodily functions. Hurrah!
Straight Up
Fantabulous Gal’s going to rescue Major Faultline, though her interpretation of “rescue” is… interesting.
Getting Career Advice From Kristen Bell
Catering is harder work than it looks in the Kristen Bell TV shows! Maybe I should try private detective next. Oh, or fighting crime! Wait…
Crimefighting and Taxes
Ben Franklin sure knows a lot about death! And taxes, but mostly death! Because he’s dead, sillies!








