A battle garbed Leopard Woman regales us with tales of the battle against SUCKER.
While the Rat’s Away
After getting used to being independent while her husband Major Faultline is in jail, Leopard Woman is less than excited for his return.
I am Leopard Woman, hear me purr! Hailing from the center of the Earth, I was Queen of Leopardia, a nation of intelligent cats. Finding a magic amulet, I have ventured to the surface world in human form to combat injustice, protect innocents and glare at dogs from up in trees. I look even more sexy when I’m looking down on you!
Currently on a break from Major Faultline, my time-traveling layabout hubby. With no one on the surface world willing or competent to assist me, I have returned to my underground Kingdom of Leopardia, to take command of the resistance movement against the robot army of SUCKER. I am Leopardia –and the world’s– greatest hope for Victory.
A battle garbed Leopard Woman regales us with tales of the battle against SUCKER.
After getting used to being independent while her husband Major Faultline is in jail, Leopard Woman is less than excited for his return.
…actually anything cat is better than… well, anything! I promised the Cat People of Leopardia that I would write something about my mother for the official Leopardia Royal Obituary newsletter, “Hey! Look Who’s Dead Now!” After all, I was the woman’s kitten, so I sorta had to. Well, actually, what I did is pretended to [...]
In a couples therapy session, Major Faultline and Leopard Woman address the future of their rocky relationship.
Episode: 007-LWMF-3
Leopard Woman is celebrating! Since Captain Euchre is missing, and her husband is off the team, she’s been made Permanent Acting Director of Ronin Force!
So the Ronin Force Recruitment Drive is full swing. Worst time of my life! I have a pile of mail just covering everything. Lungfish wants me to read every piece of paper that came in. I don’t know how anyone ever hires anyone for anything with the amount of paper I have. My desk just [...]
Hmmm. Something very mysterious has happened. I should start by saying that there’s a number of perks to being the Acting Director of Ronin Force – Toronto’s most exclusive crime fighting team. We’re kinda like Cream, only way more awesome. MEOW! Oh, that makes me thirsty. Be right back! Okay, I’m back. I was going [...]
Leopard Woman gets an annoying phone call from Fantabulous Gal, who won’t take “no” for an answer as she persists in her mission to become a part of Ronin Force. Fantabulous Gal then finds a mysterious euchre card.
Major Faultline and Leopard Woman attempt to resolve their marital issues with their online instant messaging marriage counselor.
Leopard Woman has a plan to find Captain Euchre – interns. Meanwhile, Major Faultline has taken a liking to being hacked. He’s even bragging about it!
I love the beginning of the year. There’s a smell to it, you know. Some sort of – Interruption from Major Droopy Pants: It’s mid-month. Stop pretending this all about the new year. What? I can still say it’s the beginning of the year even though it’s mid-month! That’s fine. Some people don’t like that [...]
Major Faultline steps up his game and asks his wife out on a date. Leopard Woman tries to hide her glee.
Major, if you read this… first of all, just take your time and sound out the big words. I faith in you. Secondly, I might be a little late for our date – I’m out saving the city! Oh… is that a truck full of my favourite cat food!? RWAR!!
Leopard Woman describes how she escapes from her kidnapper, with nobody’s help, and wonders where Major Faultline’s run off to.
This blog post is dedicated to Meow Master. They say human women go crazy for chocolate. I go crazy for Meow Master. Bring me my Meow Master!
Seems like I gotta everything around here. Is this what a leader does with her time? When am I supposed to nap!? No, seriously, Lung Fish kept my nap calendar. I have no idea when my next scheduled nap is.
Leopard Woman ponders how to get rid of Lungfish’s new hires in the most personally amusing way possible.
My time-traveling dork of a husband left me a giant egg. At first I was going to eat it, but then something weird happened…
Catdammit! Bill signed me up a on double date with robots! I don’t even really wanna go on a single date with Bill.
How’d my double date with Robo Stretch Lad go? How’d you think it went? Did you really think it would go well?
We found Robo Stretch Lad and got him hooked back up with Robo Stretch Lass. Oh, and we trashed Medieval Times.
In a not-so-shocking development, Major Faultline and Leopard Woman are back in therapy. Why can’t these two crazy time-travelling everywhere-urinating kids make it work?
Ugh! These bird-brained super-ninnies Lungfish hired are driving me crazy. I need to get rid of them of all.
It’s election time again, and none of the candidates seem quite capable of courting this kitty’s vote. And don’t get me started on the super powered candidates. Leopardian politics were so much better.
A call from her former kingdom leads Leopard Woman to question whether to go back – or at least that’s what the subtitles say.
The Biggest Event of Our Generation, the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton was on Friday… I want to talk about the stuff that actually mattered, the fashion!
I know who Sir Dance-a-Lot’s top-secret informant is. . . And probably shouldn’t be blogging about it to the whole Internet, but I can’t help myself!
Since I’m meeting with him today, and I doubt that any supervillains will read this blog (or read at all), I might as well spill the beans about the supervillain informant. It’s Santa Corpse. Really, Santa Corpse. Yes, a dead Santa Claus. No, really.
My beautiful kingdom, punked by the Robot Army equivilant of the swim team!
When the cat’s away, the dogs form a political alliance of expediency.
Cry “mew” and let slip the kittens of war!