Evil Trojan Borscht

There is only one thing worse than being a mal-formed clone of a beloved superhero and that is being the mal-formed clone of a beloved superhero with no idea who you are, how you came to be, or why you have a hatred for humanity but a soft spot for chairs and nuclear missiles. That’s Evil Trojan Borscht, though he doesn’t know it yet. Suddenly awake, he soon realizes he has only a faint memory of his past. He does bear an uncanny resemblance to superhero Captain Euchre though, which only confuses the issue, as the Captain is missing and can’t help Trojan Borscht sort things out. To figure out who he is, Borscht puts himself online, unaware that the web which connects him to the world may also be controlling him. It’s not much of an existence for poor Trojan Borscht. Live in a laundry room? Check. Acute memory loss? Uh, um… check. Prone to blackouts during which apparently you steal things like gems and weapons of mass destruction? Check. Have a great recipe for borscht? Czech. Look out Toronto! Evil Trojan Borscht is online and out to cause chaos while appealing to the public to help him discover his true identity. Confused yet? Hang on to your chapeaux, you’re in for one mind-bending trip!