Major Faultline

Beneath square-jawed Major Faultline’s tough-as-nails exterior is a square-jawed tough-as-nails interior. But beneath that tough interior is another, softer interior that longs to be loved by his wife, Leopard Woman; and yearns to be adored by the public despite a few toppled buildings and acres of collateral damage. Like nearly everyone else in the shared multi-verse of Tights and Fights, Major Faultline has a bone to pick with the missing Captain Euchre. After all, it was the Captain who framed him, got him kicked off Ronin Force, and got him thrown in jail during the one time of year his wife was willing to have sex! And what did Captain Euchre mean when he said “Sucker!” to the Major just prior to his disappearance? Through a series of video blogs, our scene-shaking superhero ponders this message, tries to sort of his home life, and come up with a plan to jumpstart his post-jail career. Will online marriage counseling help? Most likely not. Will destroying five city blocks in a fit of rage? Most likely not. What about accusing your wife, the only person who can get you back on Ronin Force, of being unfaithful with a fish-man? Definitely not. But that won’t stop Major Faultline. With his brick-through-a-window charm and Marty Feldman good looks, this is one hero who definitely believes in the old maxim “leave no stone unturned”.