The discrepancies of Captain Euchre’s name has him all hot and bothered. Don’t even get him started about the Ronin Force meetings.

After an anti-climactic encounter with the Librarian Marm, Captain Euchre rants about the quality or lack thereof of his enemies.

Inspired by management books, Captain Euchre tries to shake things up at a Ronin Force meeting when it’s his turn to take command.

After a motion of Lack of confidence, Captain Euchre discusses what went wrong during his reign as the leader of Ronin Force.

Captain Euchre feels he isn’t living up to his potential as the crop of villains in Toronto aren’t up to snuff.

Captain Euchre shows Dyna-Gals sexy panties on his video blog without her permission.

Captain Euchre explains how a palm pilot alert ended his chances of true love with Dyna-Gal.

Captain Euchre is in limbo when Dyna-Gal refuses his calls. He tries to dull the pain by entering a Fantasy Super-Hero League.

Ronin Force members get into it after one of Captain Euchre’s battle cries isn’t taken literally.

Captain Euchre is shaken when a new arch nemesis reveals himself through a very intimidating letter.

Determined not to run from town, Captain Euchre completes an arch nemesis checklist in hopes of revealing the Arc Welder’s true identity.

Captain Euchre becomes a hot commodity when members of Ronin Force fuss over his new found arch nemesis.

Captain Euchre is elated at the prospect of getting an award from the Mayor of Toronto but realizes it would be the perfect time to strike for the Arc Welder.

Captain Euchre pops an unintentional erection while looking at the Mayor’s daughter during an award ceremony. He fears he will be removed from Ronin Force out of embarrassment.

The Arc Welder creeps up on Captain Euchre while he sleeps and takes something mysterious out of his pocket.

Oblivious to the message written on his forehead, Captain Euchre discovers that the Arc Welder was in his house the night previous.

The Police find humour in Captain Euchre’s break and entering report.

Captain Euchre barricades himself in his own home out of fear of the Arc Welder.

Captain Euchre comes to a philosophical Stand off with a Plumber. He hasn’t slept or showered for days.

Captain Euchre holds a plumber hostage in his living room and plays online euchre to pass the time.

Captain Euchre apologizes to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resigns from being a super-hero.

Trojan Borscht attempts to sell his services a leet hacker and information broker to the highest bidder.

Captain Euchre’s reign as the Trojan Borscht is short lived after an e-mail signature gives his true identity away.

Captain Euchre sets up a date with Dyna-Gal and celebrates by signing a less than stellar version of a Phil Collins classic.

Captain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.

Captain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree that draws rave reviews from Captain Euchre.

Captain Euchre recalls his day of glory as he captured the Arc welder and saved the Mayor from falling over the Bloor Street viaduct.

As Captain Euchre takes the barricade bars off his window, he finds out that the Arc Welder has escaped from prison.

Captain Euchre Goes over some super ideas for a super prison made specially for super villains, and how super that would be.

After receiving an urgent e-mail from Kim, Dyna-Gal’s roommate, Captain Euchre pleads for her to return home.

Captain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to Dyna-Gal during her absence.

On day 4 of Dyna-Gal’s disappearance, Captain Euchre is getting pumped for a wedding of super hero proportions, but has yet to find a date.

A night at the Brass Rail turns ugly when the Arc Welder welds shut a bathroom stall, trapping Captain Euchre inside.

A brief foray into politics goes horribly wrong when Captain Euchre reads an article about his political affiliation.

Captain Euchre gets labeled a racist for his political associations and skips town to avoid the backlash.

Captain Euchre gets all philosophical while his search for Dyna-Gal lingers.

Captain Euchre vents after his Euchre cards get tagged by some no-good graffiti gangbangers.

Captain Euchre plans a break in to steal Dyna-Gal’s H.R. File from Globewide Investments.

A foiled attempt to steal Dyna-Gal’s H.R. file turns into an investment opportunity for Captain Euchre.

A wonderfully amazing Superhero wedding spawns a spur of the moment engagement between Captain Euchre and Kim.

Captain Euchre is feeling good after his engagement comes to physical fruition with his limber and experienced fiancee.

Captain Euchre starts to question his choice to get engaged to a stripper.

Captain Euchre fumbles his way through the financial stats of his latest investment.

An Arc Welder costume is found in a mysterious box left in Captain Euchre’s bedroom.

Captain Euchre turns evil and is kicked out of Ronin Force while his engagement with Kim is on the rocks.

Captain Euchre joins Teen Death Squad team and robs his first bank. The police track him down and arrest him violently.

Captain Euchre pleads for bail through a speakerphone while his political affiliation causes some serious agro in the slammer.

Captain Euchre uses a prison riot to escape and goes over some tips to make your time in jail more enjoyable.

Captain Euchre gets emotional when super villains tell him he needs to change his name and battle cry.

Captain Euchre is good again. He frames Major Faultline with an Arc Welder mask in attempt to get back into Ronin Force and gets a surprise call from Dyna-Gal.

Turns out the Arc Welder was Dyna-Gal all along. Who knew. Captain Euchre visits her in jail and plays a game of angry checkers.

Captain Euchre flees in terror while an evil hand snatches his magic deck of Euchre cards.