Tights and Fights: Ashes » Tights and Fights: Captain Euchre

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ScottAlbert — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:39:00 +0000

Captain Euchre flees in terror while an evil hand snatches his magic deck of Euchre cards.

Dyna-gal’s Vacation

ScottAlbert — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:31:00 +0000

Turns out the Arc Welder was Dyna-Gal all along. Who knew. Captain Euchre visits her in jail and plays a game of angry checkers.

Team Death Squad’s Extended Call List

ScottAlbert — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:11:00 +0000

Captain Euchre is good again. He frames Major Faultline with an Arc Welder mask in attempt to get back into Ronin Force and gets a surprise call from Dyna-Gal.

Muffins

ScottAlbert — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:07:00 +0000

Captain Euchre gets emotional when super villains tell him he needs to change his name and battle cry.

What I Learned in Prison

ScottAlbert — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 17:35:00 +0000

Captain Euchre uses a prison riot to escape and goes over some tips to make your time in jail more enjoyable.

Tell Kim

ScottAlbert — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:32:00 +0000

Captain Euchre pleads for bail through a speakerphone while his political affiliation causes some serious agro in the slammer.

Of Cops and Robbers

ScottAlbert — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 23:26:00 +0000

Angry Eyebrows

ScottAlbert — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:39:00 +0000

Captain Euchre turns evil and is kicked out of Ronin Force while his engagement with Kim is on the rocks.

Framed!

ScottAlbert — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:44:00 +0000

An Arc Welder costume is found in a mysterious box left in Captain Euchre’s bedroom.

Greed is Good

ScottAlbert — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:35:00 +0000

Captain Euchre fumbles his way through the financial stats of his latest investment.

Captain Snookems

ScottAlbert — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:54:00 +0000

Captain Euchre starts to question his choice to get engaged to a stripper.

Roommate Threesome

ScottAlbert — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:53:00 +0000

Captain Euchre is feeling good after his engagement comes to physical fruition with his limber and experienced fiancee.

The Two Things You Can’t Take Back

ScottAlbert — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:10:00 +0000

A wonderfully amazing Superhero wedding spawns a spur of the moment engagement between Captain Euchre and Kim.

Finding Osama

ScottAlbert — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:43:00 +0000

A foiled attempt to steal Dyna-Gal’s H.R. file turns into an investment opportunity for Captain Euchre.

500 Points

ScottAlbert — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:48:00 +0000

Captain Euchre plans a break in to steal Dyna-Gal’s H.R. File from Globewide Investments.

Where Were the Parents?

ScottAlbert — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:40:00 +0000

Captain Euchre vents after his Euchre cards get tagged by some no-good graffiti gangbangers.

Living Rough

ScottAlbert — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 00:34:00 +0000

Captain Euchre gets all philosophical while his search for Dyna-Gal lingers.

Herr Euchre

ScottAlbert — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 04:01:00 +0000

Captain Euchre gets labeled a racist for his political associations and skips town to avoid the backlash.

The Extreme Right Bower

ScottAlbert — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:58:00 +0000

A brief foray into politics goes horribly wrong when Captain Euchre reads an article about his political affiliation.

Now That’s Evil…

ScottAlbert — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:57:00 +0000

A night at the Brass Rail turns ugly when the Arc Welder welds shut a bathroom stall, trapping Captain Euchre inside.

Captain Euchre, Best Man

ScottAlbert — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:56:00 +0000

On day 4 of Dyna-Gal’s disappearance, Captain Euchre is getting pumped for a wedding of super hero proportions, but has yet to find a date.

Fret Dreams

ScottAlbert — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:54:00 +0000

Captain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to Dyna-Gal during her absence.

Like Boots or Hearts

ScottAlbert — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 03:48:00 +0000

After receiving an urgent e-mail from Kim, Dyna-Gal’s roommate, Captain Euchre pleads for her to return home.

The Captain Euchre Initiative

ScottAlbert — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 22:02:00 +0000

Captain Euchre Goes over some super ideas for a super prison made specially for super villains, and how super that would be.

Information and Super Villains

ScottAlbert — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:01:00 +0000

As Captain Euchre takes the barricade bars off his window, he finds out that the Arc Welder has escaped from prison.

And Dangling Off a Bridge, No Less.

ScottAlbert — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:00:00 +0000

Captain Euchre recalls his day of glory as he captured the Arc welder and saved the Mayor from falling over the Bloor Street viaduct.

Rage of the Arc Welder

ScottAlbert — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:51:00 +0000

Captain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree that draws rave reviews from Captain Euchre.

If this was Star Trek, she would have had a beard.

ScottAlbert — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:50:00 +0000

Captain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.

Date Nite

ScottAlbert — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:47:00 +0000

Captain Euchre sets up a date with Dyna-Gal and celebrates by signing a less than stellar version of a Phil Collins classic.

6 Hours Later

ScottAlbert — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 03:46:00 +0000

Captain Euchre's reign as the Trojan Borscht is short lived after an e-mail signature gives his true identity away.

Elite Beet Haxor

ScottAlbert — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 00:24:00 +0000

Trojan Borscht attempts to sell his services a leet hacker and information broker to the highest bidder.

Being Crazy Means Never Having to Say ‘I’m Sorry.’

ScottAlbert — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:42:00 +0000

Captain Euchre apologizes to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resigns from being a super-hero.

Captain Euchre Vs. The Plumber Minion

ScottAlbert — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:40:00 +0000

Captain Euchre holds a plumber hostage in his living room and plays online euchre to pass the time.

Sock Down

ScottAlbert — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:30:00 +0000

Captain Euchre comes to a philosophical Stand off with a Plumber. He hasn’t slept or showered for days.

Lock Down

ScottAlbert — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:38:00 +0000

Captain Euchre barricades himself in his own home out of fear of the Arc Welder.

Is This an Emergency?

ScottAlbert — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 00:15:00 +0000

The Police find humour in Captain Euchre’s break and entering report.

The Arc Welder Strikes! Part II

ScottAlbert — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 18:30:00 +0000

Oblivious to the message written on his forehead, Captain Euchre discovers that the Arc Welder was in his house the night previous.

The Arc Welder Strikes! Part I

ScottAlbert — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:39:00 +0000

The Arc Welder creeps up on Captain Euchre while he sleeps and takes something mysterious out of his pocket.

Stretchy Pants and Other Misfortunes

ScottAlbert — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 00:41:00 +0000

Captain Euchre pops an unintentional erection while looking at the Mayor’s daughter during an award ceremony. He fears he will be removed from Ronin Force out of embarrassment.

Everything Changes

ScottAlbert — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:36:00 +0000

Captain Euchre is elated at the prospect of getting an award from the Mayor of Toronto but realizes it would be the perfect time to strike for the Arc Welder.

Sympathy Goes A Long Way

ScottAlbert — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:36:00 +0000

Captain Euchre becomes a hot commodity when members of Ronin Force fuss over his new found arch nemesis.

The Arch Nemesis Quiz

ScottAlbert — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:32:00 +0000

Determined not to run from town, Captain Euchre completes an arch nemesis checklist in hopes of revealing the Arc Welder’s true identity.

What Would the Flash Do?

ScottAlbert — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:31:00 +0000

Captain Euchre is shaken when a new arch nemesis reveals himself through a very intimidating letter.

Going Alone!

ScottAlbert — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:30:00 +0000

Superhero Fantasy

ScottAlbert — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:29:00 +0000

Captain Euchre‘s personal fantasies are thrown into limbo when Dyna-Gal refuses his calls. He tries to dull the pain by entering a Fantasy Superhero League.

His and Her Scrambled Eggs

ScottAlbert — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 19:08:00 +0000

Captain Euchre explains how a palm pilot alert ended his chances of true love with Dyna-Gal.

Sex, showers, and panties.

ScottAlbert — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:26:00 +0000

Captain Euchre shows Dyna-Gals sexy panties on his video blog without her permission.

The Brain Drain Blame Game Refrain Train

ScottAlbert — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 00:22:00 +0000

Captain Euchre feels he isn’t living up to his potential as the crop of villains in Toronto aren’t up to snuff.

Rise and Fall of the Euchre Empire

ScottAlbert — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:21:00 +0000

After a motion of Lack of confidence, Captain Euchre discusses what went wrong during his reign as the leader of Ronin Force.

The Founding Member

ScottAlbert — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:13:00 +0000

Inspired by management books, Captain Euchre tries to shake things up at a Ronin Force meeting when it’s his turn to take command.

Captain Euchre vs. The Librarian Marm

ScottAlbert — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:49:00 +0000

After an anti-climactic encounter with the Librarian Marm, Captain Euchre rants about the quality or lack thereof of his enemies.

Overnight Ratings

ScottAlbert — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 23:16:00 +0000