Secondary Characters - Tights and Fights: Ashes

Albatraitor

Beware the albatross! Albatraitor is more than just an insane bird, he’s got the razor-sharp teeth. Oh, and don’t tell him any secrets…

Barry the Nuclear Missile

Barry was Evil Trojan Borscht’s best friend / nuclear missile – he went missing after being fired into a time-rift / earthquake in the heart of Toronto. Come home Barry!

BloomedOnion

One of Kim’s stripper friends.

Charles (Accountant Charles)

Accounts Charles is a secret super villain, he’s the “good” outer face he shows to the world. Secret Bad Guy Charles is his evil side.

Charles (Secret Bad Guy Charles)

The evil side of Charles – a secret super villain and Fantabulous Gal’s on again, off again, sorta kinda guy she’s dating.

Cherry Fritata

One of Kim’s friends.

Diamond Jubilee

Diamond Jubilee has command over precious stones… but not so much over her husband’s wandering eyes.

Doctor Whom

Doctor Whom – traveling through time in a chicken coop! What, you think that’s funny!? Kids today!

Dr. Arigato Roboto

Supervillain. Creator of RoboStretchLad. Dead guy.

Dyna-Gal / The Arc Welder

From superheroic gal-about-town to psychiatric institution bunkmate. How the mighty have fallen.

Evil Robot Army (Private Robo-Ryan)

SUCKER’s Evil Robot Army, as seen through the vision devices of Private Robo-Ryan.

Fumio

AAA Cleaning’s finest nunchuck-wielding ninja.

Hikaru

AAA Cleaning’s finest arrow-wielding ninja.

Justin Strovesco

The Son of the Plumber

Kathy Simpsons

Fantabulous Gal’s not-so-supportive sister.

Kim

Dollah dollah bill y’all.

Le Gros Chapeau

He’s French, he’s gay, he’s got amazing hats, and he might just spell the end of humanity as we know it. LE CRAP.

Librarian Marm

An evil librarian who commits library and book based crimes.

Lungfish

Lungfish is a hyper-intelligent lungfish who runs the administrative side of Ronin Force from a satellite.

Ma Strovesco

All she wants in life is some happiness for her son and the occasional ketchup packet.

Masayuki

AAA Cleaning’s finest throwing star-wielding ninja.

Office Ladies

The Office Ladies are just a bunch of party-loving girls on the town – they’re old friends of Fantabulous Gal’s from secretary school, and they’ll drink and dance you under the table.

Officer Suzie

Don’t mess with Officer Suzie – she’s a single go-getting police officer who’ll have you in cuffs quicker than you can say “not the face”.

Ping Pong Poon

The Bride of the Plumber.

Pop Scorn

Heroes lacking in self-confidence beware – Pop Scorn is here to dish out scathing critiques. One mediocre movie too many has turned this mild-mannered critic into an evil mastermind!

RoboStretchLad

Robo Stretch Lad was an evil robot created by Dr. Arigato Roboto, but now he’s turned to a force of good – and when he’s not hanging out with Robo Stretch Lass he’s out kicking supervillain butt.

RoboStretchLass

Once a pile of junk, now rebuilt and a truly feminine A.I – Amorous Intelligence.

Salad King

Evil king of all things salad! With his crouton minions, he has declared war on those who eat vegetables.

Santa Corpse

Beware the Frankenstein slash zombie monster Santa!

Scape Goat

Scape Goat is part-man and part-goat, and apart from his amazing appetite he can also shoot electricity from his horns and blow icy cold mountain air out of his mouth.

Shakey Hand

Shakey Hand is the disembodied right hand of famous playwright William Shakespeare.

Sir Dance-A-Lot

Sir Dance-A-Lot is, simply put, the man with the moves. Whether breakdance, tango, clog or salsa, he knows exactly the right dance to defeat his enemies.

Snooty Waiter ChiChi

He’s – you guessed it – a snooty waiter who works at snooty restaurant Chez Chi Chi, a prime super hero, fine dining establishment.

Stretch Lad

His power’s kind of all in the name. Also, BIG on the adultery.

Super Gossip Gal

All the juicy details fit to tweet.

The Electrician

The father of the Plumber, and legend of the Obfuscated Wars.

The Hanging Chad

Dressed in a sweater and wielding a killer knot, The Hanging Chad is a terrifying villain – just try to stay out of his grasp and away from his home in the Hamptons!

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The Time Temp

The Time Temp is fixing the time-a-verse… until The Time Maiden gets back from Mat Leave.

The Time Tribunal

The Time Tribunal is a collection of beings who prosecute time travelers for creating paradoxes, reality splits, or any other kind of time-related mayhem.

The Youngster

The Youngster a slightly-past-his-prime pensioner who enjoys reminiscing about crime-fighting escapades past and generally crapping on the pursuits of the current generation of superheroes.

Tomio

AAA Cleaning’s finest nunchuck-caddying ninja.

VillainCon

The official Convention of Evil.

Wall Flower

How you see him, now you don’t! The Wall Flower uses camouflage and corners to back up his extremely shy personality. No public speaking, thank you very much.

Who Is Sucker?

What dark plan is unfolding?

Winston The Ninja

AAA Cleaning’s finest recently deceased ninja.