Chapter 1

Episode 1 - Phoenix or the Cuckoo?

Trojan Borscht awakes making his first appearance. Woozy and unsure who he is and why he smells like onions

Episode 2 - Always During an Evil Ultimatum!

Evil Trojan Borscht introduces himself, and has a boo boo.

Episode 3 - While the Rat’s Away

After getting used to being independent while her husband Major Faultline is in jail, Leopard Woman is less than excited for his return.

Episode 4 - The Best Laid Flans of Mice and Men

Major Faultline discusses how he’s been spending his retirement. Apparently doing nothing all day suits him just fine. One thing’s for sure: looking for Captain Euchre is not on the agenda.

Episode 5 - Jobless

Fantabulous Gal returns after a two-week holiday to find that’s she’s out of job and home.

Episode 6 - My Chair, My Frenemy

Evil Trojan Borscht and the chair enter into an uneasy truce.

Episode 7 - Counseling

In a couples therapy session, Major Faultline and Leopard Woman address the future of their rocky relationship.

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Episode 8 - Blocked at Every Turn

Trying to reach his son, Justin, mild-mannered Plumber Robert Stravesco braves the intertubes.

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Episode 9 - Trickle to a Torrent

The Plumber gives it another try. And we get a little more backstory, including why he’s living with all those boxes… But why watch in a tiny box? Click here to watch in full screen HD right now! Ever wanted to be a super hero? You might want to think again… Tights and Fights: Ashes [...]

Episode 10 - Acting Director

Leopard Woman is celebrating! Since Captain Euchre is missing, and her husband is off the team, she’s been made Permanent Acting Director of Ronin Force!

Episode 11 - Snail Mail

It takes some serious rationalizing, but Fantabulous Gal moves into her catatonic ex-boss’ house and gets a plan – a Fantabulous plan!

Episode 12 - Going My Way?

Evil Trojan Borscht is busy being evil, and waxing philosophic about being evil (Take that Vancouver!) when he gets a very mysterious instant message!

Episode 13 - Barry

After the weird instant message he got last episode, Evil Trojan Borscht has a new friend. Meet Barry!

Episode 14 - Major Faultline Wants Back In

Major Faultline starts to rethink this whole ‘getting kicked off Ronin Force’ thing. He thinks maybe his wife is losing respect for him. Is he right?

Episode 15 - The Obligatory Groveling Episode

The Plumber tries giving Uncle Sal a call. After all, he’s family, right? Right? The phone call doesn’t go as planned.

Episode 16 - The Plumber’s Call

The Plumber has gotta find Captain Euchre if he ever wants to get his life together again. But how… the internet’s a pretty big place!

Episode 17 - Shopping for Super Clothes

Can Fantabulous Gal be satisfied with her day long shopping trip for her super hero costume?

Episode 18 - Hello, my name is… Fantabulous Gal!

Fantabulous Gal, your saviour and your pal! Or perhaps she’s just a Fantabulous Gal who demands criminals to put down their weapon and/or weapons. In any case, once Fantabulous gal dresses in full costume, she definitely needs a tag line to go with her new super persona.

Episode 19 - This Ain’t No Texas Hold ‘Em

Evil Trojan Borscht mechanically deals out Euchre cards during some time off, seemingly under the influence of mind control once again. Have you guessed the terrible secret behind Evil Trojan Borscht?

Episode 20 - A History of PFO Letters

Positivity breeds success, as Fantabulous Gal reflects on her past rejection letters from Ronin Force. She is more than ready to reapply to the super hero super squad.

Episode 21 - Trojy’s Recruiting Drive

Ronin Force uses Captain Euchre’s face for a new recruiting poster. Evil Trojan Borscht doesn’t like that.

Episode 22 - Those Other Plumbers

The Plumber decides that he is more than fit to be a superhero and replace the missing Captain Euchre on Ronin Force. Suck on that, Mario Bros.!

Episode 23 - Power Pointed

The run-through of Fantabulous Gal’s PowerPoint presentation application for Ronin Force.

Episode 24 - Creme of the Crap

Leopard Woman evaluates several new Ronin Force applicants.

Episode 25 - Ask a Silly Question… Get 17051 Junk Mails

Evil Trojan Borscht is fed up with the useless responses to his cry for help.

Episode 26 - Turned Down

Drowning her sorrows in booze, a rejected Fantabulous Gal badmouths Ronin Force and rants about the pains of getting a new cell phone.

Episode 27 - Plumb out of luck

The Plumber is excited! Ronin Force has made its decision regarding his application for membership. And he’s got the letter to prove it.

Episode 28 - Welcome to 1994, Chump

The Major gets a distressing letter from the Ronin Force selection committee, aka Leopard Woman. Her lack of empathy causes the Major to react in a less than dignified manner.

Episode 29 - Shaken Up

With a pounding headache, Fantabulous Gal suffers the effects of a hangover- and an earthquake.

Episode 30 - The Great Quake of ’10

Earthquakes cause superpowers, don’t they? The Plumber knows…

Episode 31 - Hint: Ticking Bomb? Not Good.

Trojy tries to take credit for the earthquake that he clearly did not create. This earthquake has activated Barry, his missile and Trojy pleads with Barry to not blow up.

Episode 32 - One Sweet Heist

Trojy awakes from a blackout. Barry did not blow up and he his surrounded by what appears to be jewellery- Trojy has heisted an abundance of candy necklaces.

Episode 33 - Shook Me All Night Long

Leopard Woman is angry but recovering from the earthquake caused by her hubby Major Faultline.

Episode 34 & 35 - Thank You For Calling

Leopard Woman gets an annoying phone call from Fantabulous Gal, who won’t take “no” for an answer as she persists in her mission to become a part of Ronin Force. Fantabulous Gal then finds a mysterious euchre card.

Episode 36 - The Yard Patrol

In the wake of his rejection from Ronin Force, The Plumber decides to take superhero matters into his own hands. His mission? To protect the yard.

Episode 37 - Wet and Dirty

You wanna get special toilet super powers? Learn from The Plumber – don’t try this at home.

Episode 38 - A Wrench in Works

Another attempt by The Plumber to achieve superpowers involves an incident with electricity. That’s gotta work.

Episode 39 - Bean Bag Chairs Weigh Heavy on the Soul of Injustice

Evil Trojan Borscht steals bean bag chairs for no real reason. At least, that he knows of. Who’s pulling his strings?

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Episode 40 - Counselling Redux

Major Faultline and Leopard Woman attempt to resolve their marital issues with their online instant messaging marriage counselor.

Episode 42 - Puzzle, Puzzle, Toil and Trouble

Sleep-deprived and high on caffeine, Major Faultline believes he may have deciphered Captain Euchre’s cryptic final words before his disappearance… you’ll never guess the verdict!

Episode 43 - Name Change?

Rejected from Ronin Force, Fantabulous Gal concludes that a change in secret identity is the key to superhero success.

Episode 44 - A Drip for Hire

When the going gets tough, the desperate do infomercials.

Episode 45 - A (Very) Simple Plan

Leopard Woman has a plan to find Captain Euchre – interns. Meanwhile, Major Faultline has taken a liking to being hacked. He’s even bragging about it!

Episode 46 - Captain Euchre is in Trouble!

What? Has Evil Trojan Borscht hacked into Fantabulous Gal’s computer?! Is it because of this Captain Euchre card she’s somehow acquired? Looks like Fantabulous Gal has a job to do: Save Captain Euchre!

Episode 47 - A Plumber for Hire: Hired!

Looks like Robert Strovesco’s infomercial was highly effective. He’s snagged himself two jobs… but one of them is at a suspicious underground euchre club. Do we like the sounds of this?

Episode 48 - Party All The Time

Fantabulous Gal’s ingenious next attempt to get into Ronin Force? To throw a fantabulous party. Punch, anyone?

Episode 49 - Watch Your Butter!

Don’t cross Evil Trojan Borscht … unless you want to be stuck with vegan cake.

Episode 50 - Rule Number One of Euchre Club

Major Faultline continues to try to decipher Captain Euchre’s mysterious last words. Rumours of an underground euchre club might shed some light… if only Leopard Woman were around to round out his team. And help him with the laundry.

Episode 51 - The Plumber is Flushed

Back from his gig at the sketchy underground euchre club, Robert Strovesco bribes his wife to let him see his son, Justin. Was that club creepy or what?

Episode 52 - Wasn’t That a Party?

Hung over and disappointed by the B-listers that came to her networking party, Fantabulous Gal has one last ditch effort…

Episode 53 - Stretching the Bounds of Good Taste

Fantabulous Gal doubts the success of her last desperate attempt to get into Ronin Force.

Episode 54 - Can’t Go Home Again

A disappointing discovery about Justin’s favourite past-time leaves the Plumber feeling disturbed.

Episode 55 - Making Up

Major Faultline steps up his game and asks his wife out on a date. Leopard Woman tries to hide her glee.

Episode 56 - Crazy Ultimatum Time

Evil Trojan Borscht issues a crazy ultimatum to Toronto: If they don’t turn Captain Euchre over to him, then welcome to the Barry show! No big deal, right? Except no one knows where the hell Captain Euchre IS.

Episode 57 - Have You Seen This Cat?

Something fishy is going on when Leopard Woman stands up Major Faultline for their date. Tired, hungry, and kind of sketched out, Major Faultline goes home to wait. And wait.

Episode 58 - Chapter IV: A New Hope

The Plumber receives a surprise in the mail. No, it’s not a snake. And it’s not another party invitation from Fantabulous Gal. It’s a letter from Ronin Force. Whatever could they want?

Episode 59 - Fantabulous Gal to the Rescue

Fantabulous Gal has recorded a decidedly ambitious to-do list: save Leopard Woman, capture Evil Trojan Borscht, rescue Captain Euchre… and plan a wedding. ~ This is the second last episode in Chapter 1 of Tights and Fights: Ashes – a hilarious peek into the private lives of super heroes and villains!

Episode 60 - Barry’s Big Day

Think twice before crossing a crazed super villain with a nuclear missile for a best friend! Because, you know, Evil Trojan Borscht and Barry have some tricks up their sleeves. And THEY won’t think twice before pulling them out.

Episode 61 - Space Time Talk

Major Faultline’s efforts to save the city have left him with heightened cosmic awareness! Or maybe that’s just the cocktails talking…

Chapter 2

Episode 62 - The Importance of Being Thwarted

Evil Trojan Borscht examines the failures and…well, failures of his latest diabolical plan.

Episode 63 - Fantabulous Gal Shafted!

Fantabulous Gal is peeved that she’s not getting credit for rescuing the Meow Master-gobbling Leopard Woman. Find out what Fantabulous Gal gets instead!

Episode 64 - Credit Where it’s Not Due

Leopard Woman describes how she escapes from her kidnapper, with nobody’s help, and wonders where Major Faultline’s run off to.

Episode 65 - Job Snaked Out From Under Me

My first day with Ronin Force. My last day with Ronin Force. Damn ye gods of plumbing!

Episode 66 - In Search of a New Barry

Our super-villain is trying to put the “new” into nuke.

Episode 67 - Honey, I’m Home

Fantabulous Gal has to deal with an unexpected guest –or possibly an unexpected host.

Episode 68 - Fantabulicious Sex Must Wait

The Plumber gets his first major job with Ronin Force. What is it?

Episode 69 - Sticking it to the Mail Man

Evil Trojan Borscht is starting to get very confused as he slips in and out of his master’s control.

Episode 70 - The Plumber is a Multi-Tool

Robert, aka The Plumber, explains his new form of super powers – a Leatherman knock-off Multi-Tool.

Episode 71 - Time Travel 101

Major Faultline has been on a crazy train through time and space, and he’s lived to return and explain it all to us. With sound effects.

Episode 72 - Desperate Encounters Profile: PLUMBINGGOD673

Robert Strovesco tries out the very latest in online dating innovations. Check out his Desperate Encounters promo piece HERE!

Episode 73 - Looking For Love in All the Wrong Toilets

The Plumber clicks through his Desperate Encounters inbox to confirm what he’s known all along: that the ladies do want him.

Episode 74 - Worst Rickroll Ever

Evil Trojan Borscht’s attempt to Rickroll Ronin Force results in a hilariously confused mashup of Internet memes.

Episode 75 - The Yoke’s on You

Leopard Woman ponders how to get rid of Lungfish’s new hires in the most personally amusing way possible.

Episode 76 - Trojy Gets Fired

Wanna meet Toronto’s newest super villain? Hint: he thinks he’s French.

Episode 77 - The At-Odds Couple

Fantabulous Gal encounters some unexpected intruders.

Episode 78 - Learning Japanese

Fantabulous Gal deals with the ninjas. And finds out why they attacked!

Episode 79 - Go Fly a Kite

Major Faultline delivers a report on the past and future. And brings home a message…

Episode 80 - Monkeying Around With the Plumber

One plumber, one monkey, one HOT crime-fighting duo.

Episode 81 - A Few Cards Short

Fantabulous Gal creates her own team to search for Captain Euchre.

Episode 82 - Lessons in Love from Elmer Fudd

Evil Trojan Borscht considers famous thwarting from history… and finds love.

Episode 83 - Monsieur Popular

Le Gros Chapeau has his work cut out for him as he infiltrates every superhero squad in Ontario.

Episode 84 - Alexander Graham Bull

In a not-so-shocking development, Major Faultline and Leopard Woman are back in therapy. Why can’t these two crazy time-travelling everywhere-urinating kids make it work?

Episode 85 - Robbin’ the ‘Hood

Fantabulous Gal comes into some newfound wealth.

Episode 86 - We-ell I’m Movin’ on Up

Fantabulous Gal takes flight.

Episode 87A - You Killed The Monkey

RIP Mr. Tibbles. Fate is a cruel, fickle beast, and so is our voting audience.

Episode 87B - You Didn’t Kill The Monkey

In some alternate universe, where you don’t hate monkeys, this happened…

Episode 88 - Caffeine Conundrum

Hint for Leopard Woman: When using a new coffee maker, always read the instructions first.

Episode 89 - AAA Plan

New house, new business, new GAL – it’s Fantabulous-ness with a hint of personal growth this week on Tights & Fights!

Episode 90 - The Plumber Cleans Up

The Plumber joins Fantabulous Gal’s new superhero/custodial team AAA Cleaners.

Episode 91 - Cat Kingdom Come

A call from her former kingdom leads Leopard Woman to question whether to go back – or at least that’s what the subtitles say.

Episode 92 - Plumbed Out

The Plumber finds out how hard Fantabulous Gal’s Ninjas can party.

Episode 93 - Plumber On The Run

The Plumber’s on the run! Did he do it? Depends who he’s talking to.

Episode 94 - For Whom the Pants Tent

Evil Trojan Borscht takes control at exactly the wrong moment.

Episode 95 - Kiss and Tell

Fantabulous Gal has hired some new help for AAA Cleaning, and discovered a newfound love of sexy foreign (?!) accents.

Episode 96 - The Plumber’s Going Alone

Still on the run from the law, the Plumber finds a perfect hideout.

Episode 97 - Kick You Out Before I Go-Go

Glee fever has clearly struck Leopard Woman, as she hands out pink slips with a jaunty tune.

Episode 98 - Confessions of a Super Villain

Le Gros Chapeau has an important announcement.

Episode 99 - The Transmigration of Evil Trojan Borscht

Evil Trojan Borscht realizes that Le Gros Chapeau is him!

Episode 100 - Visiting Hours

Fantabulous Gal is still crushing on Le Gros Chapeau. Poor girl has no idea…

Episode 101 - Special Delivery

A special delivery for Fantabulous Gal. Nothing says romance like canned goods.

Episode 102 - We Love You, Simon Le Bon Jr.!

We get a glimpse of a teenage Leopard Woman through the medium of Betamax

Episode 103 - Council This!

Major Faultline tries to justify his collection of future porn. This oughtta be good.

Episode 104 - The Secret Plumber’s Other Ball

The Plumber is home. Well, Ma’s home. But he is in his own room.

Episode 105 - Trojy Finds Religion… His

Evil Trojan Borscht deals with mental instability in the logical way, by declaring himself a god.

Episode 106 - It Figures

Fantabulous Gal targets a new demographic.

Episode 107 - Kitty Bidding

Leopard Woman explains how the Ronin Force Bachelorette Auction went terribly awry.

Episode 108 - The Plumber The Player

An unexpected delivery causes problems for the Plumber.

Episode 109 - Boom and Greetings

Evil Trojan Borscht launches his first holy war. They grow up so fast.

Episode 110 - The Audit

After a rough day cleaning Kim’s apartment, Fantabulous Gal gets a letter that AAA Cleaners is being audited.

Episode 111 - Dating Licks

Leopard Woman describes her date with the Plumber, and two surprise guests.

Episode 112 - No Poon For Plumber

The Plumber tells us about his date, and how it left him dead broke.

Episode 113 - Prison Letters to the Leader

Evil Trojan Borscht receives some letters from his disgruntled former worshipers.

Episode 114 - So Sue Me

Fantabulous Gal gets word that Ronin Force is suing her for trademark infringement.

Episode 115 - Signal to Noise

Evil Trojan Borscht is bringing the crazy-train to a crashing halt.

Episode 116 - Doing the CanCon

Those who traffic with ninjas. . . get dropped by the CRTC.

Episode 117 - Adieu and a Warning

Leopard Woman bids a fond farewell to the surface world.

Episode 118 - Don’t Cry For Me, Mississauga!

After Leopard Woman’s revelation of his treachery, Le Gros Chapeau takes steps to get le hell hors du Dodge.

Episode 119 - Blogs of Future Passed

As in Star Trek, Admirals are associated with crap going up in flames.

Episode 120 - Dyna Worry, Be Happy

Fantabulous Gal finally looks in on Dyna-Gal.

Episode 121 - Electrifying Reunion

The Plumber encounters someone from his past.

Episode 122 - Electronically Grounded

The Plumber’s finding the shocking return of his father – The Electrician – isn’t as full of love and affections as he might have liked.