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_Hanging_Chad_: GAH! Just came from the douchy Cabinet Meeting! I’VE BEEN SACKED! All because I starting hanging douches at the hearing! #tightsandfights

January 31, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: That’s it! GALLOWS OF EVIL, COME FORTH! LET’S HANG SOME DOUCHES! #psychorampage #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: Uh, I mean- I was misquoted! My words were taken out of context! #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: I’m an evil supervillain, and these morons elected me! I’m playing them for fools! WHY ARE YOU SCREWING THIS UP? #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: All I’m trying to do is use my political office for personal gain, and use an orbital superweapon to conquer the Earth #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: You had one job, @OfficeLadies! ONE JOB! And there are FIVE OF YOU!!! #meltdown #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Damnit, @OfficeLadies! You should have made sure all the witnesses were here. That was your one job, and you failed!

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: In that case, I call @RoboStretchLad to the stand! Let’s us what that stretchy robot fool has to say #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: Why in the world isn’t this city a smouldering crater like it should be if @Lungfish tried to destroy it? #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Sweet Stephen Harper’s leather seatless chaps! INCOMING! #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: So, @Lungfish decided to unilaterally try and destroy the city, and kill thousands of morons, I mean innocents #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: ORDER! DO NOT MOCK THE INTEGRITY OF THIS HEARING! #gettingmad #tightsandfights #banginggavel

January 19, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: The Chair recognizes the slimy fish-monster with the orbital satellite that I deserve #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: So tell me, @DiamondJubilee, how did @Lungfish allow the Evil Robot Army to escape? #aloadedquestion #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: Try to be professional @OfficeLadies. I call my first witness, @KingThunder aka @Misfit_KotlD #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: It is my proposal that superheroes should be outlawed for letting the Evil Robot Army go and threaten Canada in the future #tightsandfig…

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: Alright, let’s get this over with. I want to hang @LungFish something fierce #tightsandfights #capester

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: *Muttering* Soon, superheroes will be outlawed, and the #RoninForce satellite will be mine! #robertfordlaugh #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Would all the defendants please rise and introduce yourselves? I sent out a lot of subpoenas, so tell me you’re here!

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: My initial thoughts: they aren’t. No real heroes would let a hostile army of robots escape #evilforeigninterests #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: This session of the Parliamentary Sub-Committee on Superhuman Affairs will come to order! #tightsandfights

January 19, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: BTW, that doesn’t mean nervous for me. It means f*cking angry. Those douches are gonna hang. #HereICome #tightsandfights #capester

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: My stomach is in knots thinking about the trial tonight. http://t.co/tqCT2yrD #tightsandfights #capester

January 19, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: Maybe I should just send @Office_Ladies to see them. They’re good at providing "favours". #WinkWink #tightsandfights

January 17, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: #BURP. Just had dinner with Mr. Harper’s cabinet ministers. Bunch of douches. But I needed their support for the trial #tightsandfights

January 17, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: I’m working my NOOSE off trying to get this trial ready. I need the public’s support to pull this off. Do I have yours? #tightsandfights

January 16, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: Clearly if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself! #CantWaitToFireThoseDouches #tightsandfights

January 12, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: First they don’t send out the subpoenas. Then I read the thing and it’s full of drunken typos! #BunchOfDouches #tightsandfights

January 12, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: I have had it up to my neck with @Office_Ladies and soon they’ll have it up to theirs (The noose, I mean). #sofrustrated #tightsandfights

January 12, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: As I write @Office_Ladies are typing up and sending out the subpoenas. I’ll see you douches at the hearing. #GetReadyToHang #tightsandfights

January 11, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: And of course @RoboStretchLad and @RoboStretchLass #tightsandfights

January 11, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: Also being put on trial are @SuperLungFish @MrStretchLad @JubileeDiamonds and their baby #StretchTHAT #tightsandfights

January 11, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: Theres these douches @Rubeerology @Misfit_KotLD @MrWallFlower @MrScapeGoat @LibrarianMarm @Albatraitor (see previous tweet) #tightsandfights

January 11, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: They will be put on trial for their carelessness and will have to fall into line under the Department of Superhero Affairs #tightsandfights

January 11, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: Attn constituents: All of my work is complete. I have sent out subpoenas to all the douches involved with the #RobotArmy #tightsandfights

January 11, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: My data collection & analysis are almost complete. An official announcement regarding the #RobotArmy douches is coming soon #tightsandfights

January 10, 2012

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Happy New Year to my constituents! I am hard at work trying to nail down the douches responsible for the #RobotArmy #tightsandfights

January 9, 2012

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_Hanging_Chad_: Strength…waning. Must find money, support decadent lifestyle…get to washroom…penguin gnawing on leg #losingblood #tightsandfights

December 8, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: I’ve suffered extensive trauma thanks to those heathen penguins, and don’t have cash to pay for drinks. WHERE’S THE MONEY? #tightsandfig…

December 8, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: I’M BEING PECKED TO DEATH! YOU’RE ALL GETTING DEPORTED, YOU FILTHY, JOB STEALING PENGUINS! #tightsandfights

December 8, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: What’s this? Why are the penguins right next to the walruses? THEY’RE ATTACKING! FLIGHTLESS MONSTERS! #girlishscream #tightsandfights

December 8, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Nothing in the winery. Lots of imported, hundred-dollar vodkas, but none of @ItsFantabulousG’s cash! TO THE WALRUS PEN! #tightsandfights

December 8, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Alright @EvilSaladKing, shake down all the wineries and waterworks in the city! Make like #RobFord, ruin everything! #tightsandfights

December 8, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Hey, @Misfit_KotLD, you should join me as I hunt for the money! I’ll give you a cushy government job #outrightbribery #tightsandfights

December 8, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: If there is money to be had, I will have it! My house in the Hamptons needs a new PS3. Give it to me @SuperYoungster, now! #tightsandfig…

December 8, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Man, it’ll be worth putting the neck of @MrWallflower in my gallows, he has a terrible singing voice! #tightsandfights

December 8, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: What’s this about money, @SuperYoungster? It should be mine, the gravy train should run through ME! #tightsandfights

December 8, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Hey, did you double-book us, @SnootyWaiterChi, you douche? You’ll pay for that. BY THE EVIL POWER OF #ROBFORD! #tightsandfights

December 8, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: It’s official, no other douche in politics throws a Christmas party like I do. Hey, why is @ItsFantabulousG here? #tightsandfights

December 8, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Who knew that in #QuestionPeriod, you can’t answer a question by telling the member to go hang themselves! #WHAT #WhyKnot #tightsandfights

November 30, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Oie… being an elected offical is a lot harder than I anticipated. I’m starting to think about hanging MYSELF. Any advice? #tightsandfights

November 28, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: I’m gonna need a lifetime supply of asperin. Better yet, where’s my noose? #mostproblemssolvedbynoose #tightsandfights

November 25, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: …Congratulations @Office_Ladies you’re the newest addition to the #DSA. #Ashamed #tightsandfights

November 25, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: #sigh Okay. Well I didn’t want to do this but…. #tightsandfights

November 25, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Are you douches really gonna make me hire @Office_Ladies for #DepartmentofSuperheroAffairs!? #LastChance #Please #Anyone #tightsandfights

November 25, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Is ANYONE interested in the job at the #DepartmentofSuperheroAffairs? #ANYONE? #PleaseHelp #nopenguins #tightsandfights

November 24, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: I think you misunderstood that protest, @LibrarianMarm. #NotThePoint #occupyinglibraries #bunchahippies #tightsandfights

November 24, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Hey @LibrarianMarm! Are those new teeth? Listen, babe! I have an open job in the #DepartmentofSuperheroAffairs. #ItsYours #tightsandfights

November 24, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: But I don’t have any other douchey applicants! #WhatToDo … I need a ringer. (cont…) #tightsandfights

November 24, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Those @office_ladies give me quite the headache. They’re worse than penguins! #stupidpenguinsmuttermuttermutter #tightsandfights

November 24, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Grr, okay thank you for your time @Office_Ladies. I’ll let you know. #wontletyouknow #NotImpressed #jobstillopen #anyone? #tightsandfights

November 23, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: And did this douche give you tequila, @Office_Ladies? #hadthisconversationyesterday #tightsandfights

November 23, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: #teethgrittingrage! #ahem @Office_Ladies, why do you think you’re the right choices for the #DepartmentofSuperheroAffairs? #tightsandfights

November 23, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Okay @Office_Ladies I had a nice, QUIET, night of noose making and I’m ready to continue our interview. #besthobbyever #tightsandfights

November 23, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: I’ve got a douchey headache @Office_Ladies. We’ll continue this interview for my #Departmentof SuperheroAffairs later #OWOW #tightsandfights

November 22, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Closet boy sounds like a douche @Office_Ladies. #tightsandfights

November 22, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: #muttermuttermutter My new superhero department is about… er… superheroes. Know any? Maybe some #secretidentities? #tightsandfights

November 22, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: #grrr So, @Office_Ladies why should I bother hiring you for me#persecutionof– I mean, #DepartmentofSuperheroAffairs? #tightsandfights

November 22, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: About to start interviewing staff for #DepartmentofSuperheroAffairs. At least then I can spend more time in the #beamer #tightsandfights

November 22, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: #sigh May hang myself. RT @Office_Ladies SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! #OMGSOEXCITED @_Hanging_Chad_ is gonna interviw us! #tightsandfights

November 21, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: I did get one douchey application… The weird thing is it’s a group application. I guess I have to interview @Office_Ladies #tightsandfights

November 21, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: A week since my call for office staff & NOTHING frm u douches! I was elected 2 fight the penguin threat! Can’t do it alone! #tightsandfights

November 21, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Oof, working out this whole Sucker thing is a lot of work. I need a staff to do all the work for me. #AnyTakers? #tightsandfights

November 7, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Sucker was behind the #RobotArmy debacle and our superheroes let him go! #SayWhaaaaaat? More to come on this topic. #tightsandfights

November 4, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: I have concluded that the greatest threat to Canada today is the villain known only as SUCKER. #tightsandfights

November 4, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: I am now accepting suggestions from you, the people, as to what you would like me to do with my new powers. #NothingDouchey #tightsandfights

November 3, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Another idea: bring back death by hanging. #WhyKnot? #tightsandfights

November 3, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: I also intend to stop #PenguinImmigration to our country. We will not stand for those who cannot fly. #tightsandfights

November 3, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Working on my proposal for #InvisibleFighterJets. Why were these ever scrapped? #SuchAGoodIdea #tightsandfights

November 3, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: The first affair that my department will be looking into is the recent #RobotArmy battle that took place in #Toronto. #wtf #tightsandfights

November 2, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: This just in: @_Hanging_Chad_ made head of newly formed Department of Superhero Affairs. #ThatsRight #SuckItSucker #tightsandfights

November 2, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Feel free to send yr own #KnottySuggestions. #PunIntended. I take every last one into consideration #almostsaidthatstraight #tightsandfights

November 1, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: In the coming weeks, expect to see and hear causes I’m fighting for in office. Like invisible jets. And death by hanging #tightsandfights

November 1, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Ahem, I mean, thank you to all of my constituents. I promise to represent you with as little douchiness as possible #tightsandfights

November 1, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: First day in public office!!!!!1!!!1!1!!1!!1 #OMGSOEXCITED #OntarioMLP #tightsandfights

November 1, 2011

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EvilPopScorn: While I have a strong distaste for robot protagonists, @MrStrechLad, the plot is actually quite engaging. I’ll participate. #tightsandfights

July 27, 2011

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EvilPopScorn: This fight isn’t very original. #sneeriously. I’ve seen better battles for survival in my fridge’s crisper. #tightsandfights

July 14, 2011

 
 
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July 14, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: This means I’m not getting my coffee doesn’t it? @BadGuyCharles

May 15, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Look @BadGuyCharles! There may be no one here, but there’s a note! #villain con #tightsandfights

May 15, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: Arriving at evil #villaincon auction. I expect the Coffee to – er… Where’s the coffee? #tightsandfights

May 15, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: This douchey #VillianCon is so 1999. And Not in a Good Way. #tightsandfights

May 14, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Deader than ded, @EvilSaladKing. @DrArigatoRoboto is on a panel about villain on villain violence. #tightsandfights #VillianCon

May 14, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: There’s not even Starbucks here? The Evil League sucks. #TooEarly #tightsandfights #VillainCon

May 14, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: DESTROY! DESTROY! EX-TER-MIN-ATE. EX-TER-MIN-ATE! #tightsandfights #rampage #daleks

April 27, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: WHERE’S THAT NINJA! SCREW IT, MORE VICTIMS OVER HERE. IF ONLY I HAD MY DEATH RAY WITH ME! OH WELL, I HAVE MY GALLOWS. #tightsandfights

April 27, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: I’LL HANG YOU ALL! COME HERE, YOU, AND PREPARE TO GET HUNGED! #tightsandfights

April 27, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Penguins? Penguins! PENGUINS!? I’LL KILL YOU, YOU DOUCHE! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES HATE! #tightsandfights

April 27, 2011

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_Hanging_Chad_: Also, I plan to remove limits on killer robot construction and development, to ensure the subjugation of all Canadians #tightsandfights

April 27, 2011

 
 
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_Hanging_Chad_: If elected, I promise to give every person in Canada a bean bag chair and candy necklace. #tightsandfights

April 27, 2011

 
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