Rise and Fall of the Euchre Empire

After a motion of Lack of confidence, Captain Euchre discusses what went wrong during his reign as the leader of Ronin Force.

Thursday, November 1st, 2007 - 7:21 pm
Filed Under: Captain Euchre
The Brain Drain Blame Game Refrain Train

Captain Euchre feels he isn’t living up to his potential as the crop of villains in Toronto aren’t up to snuff.

Monday, November 5th, 2007 - 12:22 am
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Sex, showers, and panties.

Captain Euchre shows Dyna-Gals sexy panties on his video blog without her permission.

Saturday, November 10th, 2007 - 10:26 am
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His and Her Scrambled Eggs

Captain Euchre explains how a palm pilot alert ended his chances of true love with Dyna-Gal.

Saturday, November 10th, 2007 - 7:08 pm
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Superhero Fantasy

Captain Euchre is in limbo when Dyna-Gal refuses his calls. He tries to dull the pain by entering a Fantasy Super-Hero League.

Monday, November 12th, 2007 - 12:29 am
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Going Alone!

Ronin Force members get into it after one of Captain Euchre’s battle cries isn’t taken literally.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 - 12:30 am
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What Would the Flash Do?

Captain Euchre is shaken when a new arch nemesis reveals himself through a very intimidating letter.

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 - 9:31 pm
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The Arch Nemesis Quiz

Determined not to run from town, Captain Euchre completes an arch nemesis checklist in hopes of revealing the Arc Welder’s true identity.

Saturday, November 17th, 2007 - 12:32 am
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Sympathy Goes A Long Way

Captain Euchre becomes a hot commodity when members of Ronin Force fuss over his new found arch nemesis.

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 - 12:36 am
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Stretchy Pants and Other Misfortunes

Captain Euchre pops an unintentional erection while looking at the Mayor’s daughter during an award ceremony. He fears he will be removed from Ronin Force out of embarrassment.

Monday, November 26th, 2007 - 12:41 am
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The Arc Welder Strikes! Part I

The Arc Welder creeps up on Captain Euchre while he sleeps and takes something mysterious out of his pocket.

Monday, November 26th, 2007 - 11:39 am
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The Arc Welder Strikes! Part II

Oblivious to the message written on his forehead, Captain Euchre discovers that the Arc Welder was in his house the night previous.

Monday, November 26th, 2007 - 6:30 pm
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Is This an Emergency?

The Police find humour in Captain Euchre’s break and entering report.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 - 12:15 am
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Lock Down

Captain Euchre barricades himself in his own home out of fear of the Arc Welder.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 - 10:38 pm
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Sock Down

Captain Euchre comes to a philosophical Stand off with a Plumber. He hasn’t slept or showered for days.

Saturday, December 1st, 2007 - 9:30 pm
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Captain Euchre Vs. The Plumber Minion

Captain Euchre holds a plumber hostage in his living room and plays online euchre to pass the time.

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 - 3:40 am
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Being Crazy Means Never Having to Say ‘I’m Sorry.’

Captain Euchre apologizes to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resigns from being a super-hero.

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 - 4:42 pm
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Elite Beet Haxor

Trojan Borscht attempts to sell his services a leet hacker and information broker to the highest bidder.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 - 12:24 am
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6 Hours Later

Captain Euchre’s reign as the Trojan Borscht is short lived after an e-mail signature gives his true identity away.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 - 3:46 am
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Date Nite

Captain Euchre sets up a date with Dyna-Gal and celebrates by signing a less than stellar version of a Phil Collins classic.

Saturday, December 15th, 2007 - 3:47 am
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If this was Star Trek, she would have had a beard.

Captain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.

Sunday, December 16th, 2007 - 3:50 am
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Rage of the Arc Welder

Captain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree that draws rave reviews from Captain Euchre.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 - 8:51 am
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And Dangling Off a Bridge, No Less.

Captain Euchre recalls his day of glory as he captured the Arc welder and saved the Mayor from falling over the Bloor Street viaduct.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 - 2:00 pm
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Information and Super Villains

As Captain Euchre takes the barricade bars off his window, he finds out that the Arc Welder has escaped from prison.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 - 11:01 pm
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The Captain Euchre Initiative

Captain Euchre Goes over some super ideas for a super prison made specially for super villains, and how super that would be.

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 - 10:02 pm
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Like Boots or Hearts

After receiving an urgent e-mail from Kim, Dyna-Gal’s roommate, Captain Euchre pleads for her to return home.

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 - 3:48 am
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Fret Dreams

Captain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to Dyna-Gal during her absence.

Thursday, December 27th, 2007 - 7:54 am
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Captain Euchre, Best Man

On day 4 of Dyna-Gal’s disappearance, Captain Euchre is getting pumped for a wedding of super hero proportions, but has yet to find a date.

Saturday, December 29th, 2007 - 3:56 am
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Now That’s Evil…

A night at the Brass Rail turns ugly when the Arc Welder welds shut a bathroom stall, trapping Captain Euchre inside.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 - 3:57 am
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The Extreme Right Bower

A brief foray into politics goes horribly wrong when Captain Euchre reads an article about his political affiliation.

Friday, January 4th, 2008 - 3:58 am
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Herr Euchre

Captain Euchre gets labeled a racist for his political associations and skips town to avoid the backlash.

Monday, January 7th, 2008 - 4:01 am
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Living Rough

Captain Euchre gets all philosophical while his search for Dyna-Gal lingers.

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 - 12:34 am
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500 Points

Captain Euchre plans a break in to steal Dyna-Gal’s H.R. File from Globewide Investments.

Friday, January 11th, 2008 - 8:48 am
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The Two Things You Can’t Take Back

A wonderfully amazing Superhero wedding spawns a spur of the moment engagement between Captain Euchre and Kim.

Monday, January 14th, 2008 - 10:10 pm
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Roommate Threesome

Captain Euchre is feeling good after his engagement comes to physical fruition with his limber and experienced fiancee.

Friday, January 18th, 2008 - 4:53 am
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Captain Snookems

Captain Euchre starts to question his choice to get engaged to a stripper.

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008 - 1:54 am
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Greed is Good

Captain Euchre fumbles his way through the financial stats of his latest investment.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 - 8:35 pm
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Framed!

An Arc Welder costume is found in a mysterious box left in Captain Euchre’s bedroom.

Friday, January 25th, 2008 - 3:44 pm
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Angry Eyebrows

Captain Euchre turns evil and is kicked out of Ronin Force while his engagement with Kim is on the rocks.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 - 12:39 am
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Of Cops and Robbers

Captain Euchre joins Teen Death Squad team and robs his first bank. The police track him down and arrest him violently.

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 - 11:26 pm
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Tell Kim

Captain Euchre pleads for bail through a speakerphone while his political affiliation causes some serious agro in the slammer.

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 - 8:32 pm
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What I Learned in Prison

Captain Euchre uses a prison riot to escape and goes over some tips to make your time in jail more enjoyable.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 - 5:35 pm
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Muffins

Captain Euchre gets emotional when super villains tell him he needs to change his name and battle cry.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 - 6:07 pm
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Team Death Squad’s Extended Call List

Captain Euchre is good again. He frames Major Faultline with an Arc Welder mask in attempt to get back into Ronin Force and gets a surprise call from Dyna-Gal.

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 - 12:11 am
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Dyna-gal’s Vacation

Turns out the Arc Welder was Dyna-Gal all along. Who knew. Captain Euchre visits her in jail and plays a game of angry checkers.

Monday, February 18th, 2008 - 9:31 pm
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Like Lonelygirl15…

Captain Euchre flees in terror while an evil hand snatches his magic deck of Euchre cards.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 - 11:39 am
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Saturday, August 30th, 2008 - 6:55 am
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Major Faultline

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Saturday, August 30th, 2008 - 6:56 am
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The Plumber

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Saturday, August 30th, 2008 - 6:58 am
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