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Captain EuchrePublished February 19, 2008 at 11:39 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre flees in terror while an evil hand snatches his magic deck of Euchre cards.
Dyna-gal’s Vacation
Captain EuchrePublished February 18, 2008 at 9:31 pm No CommentsTurns out the Arc Welder was Dyna-Gal all along. Who knew. Captain Euchre visits her in jail and plays a game of angry checkers.
Team Death Squad’s Extended Call List
Captain EuchrePublished February 16, 2008 at 12:11 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre is good again. He frames Major Faultline with an Arc Welder mask in attempt to get back into Ronin Force and gets a surprise call from Dyna-Gal.
Muffins
Captain EuchrePublished February 12, 2008 at 6:07 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre gets emotional when super villains tell him he needs to change his name and battle cry.
What I Learned in Prison
Captain EuchrePublished February 7, 2008 at 5:35 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre uses a prison riot to escape and goes over some tips to make your time in jail more enjoyable.
Tell Kim
Captain EuchrePublished February 6, 2008 at 8:32 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre pleads for bail through a speakerphone while his political affiliation causes some serious agro in the slammer.
Of Cops and Robbers
Captain EuchrePublished February 2, 2008 at 11:26 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre joins Teen Death Squad team and robs his first bank. The police track him down and arrest him violently.
Angry Eyebrows
Captain EuchrePublished January 30, 2008 at 12:39 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre turns evil and is kicked out of Ronin Force while his engagement with Kim is on the rocks.
Framed!
Captain EuchrePublished January 25, 2008 at 3:44 pm No CommentsAn Arc Welder costume is found in a mysterious box left in Captain Euchre’s bedroom.
Greed is Good
Captain EuchrePublished January 24, 2008 at 8:35 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre fumbles his way through the financial stats of his latest investment.
Captain Snookems
Captain EuchrePublished January 22, 2008 at 1:54 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre starts to question his choice to get engaged to a stripper.
Roommate Threesome
Captain EuchrePublished January 18, 2008 at 4:53 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre is feeling good after his engagement comes to physical fruition with his limber and experienced fiancee.
The Two Things You Can’t Take Back
Captain EuchrePublished January 14, 2008 at 10:10 pm No CommentsA wonderfully amazing Superhero wedding spawns a spur of the moment engagement between Captain Euchre and Kim.
500 Points
Captain EuchrePublished January 11, 2008 at 8:48 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre plans a break in to steal Dyna-Gal’s H.R. File from Globewide Investments.
Living Rough
Captain EuchrePublished January 9, 2008 at 12:34 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre gets all philosophical while his search for Dyna-Gal lingers.
Herr Euchre
Captain EuchrePublished January 7, 2008 at 4:01 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre gets labeled a racist for his political associations and skips town to avoid the backlash.
The Extreme Right Bower
Captain EuchrePublished January 4, 2008 at 3:58 am No CommentsA brief foray into politics goes horribly wrong when Captain Euchre reads an article about his political affiliation.
Now That’s Evil…
Captain EuchrePublished January 2, 2008 at 3:57 am No CommentsA night at the Brass Rail turns ugly when the Arc Welder welds shut a bathroom stall, trapping Captain Euchre inside.
Captain Euchre, Best Man
Captain EuchrePublished December 29, 2007 at 3:56 am No CommentsOn day 4 of Dyna-Gal’s disappearance, Captain Euchre is getting pumped for a wedding of super hero proportions, but has yet to find a date.
Fret Dreams
Captain EuchrePublished December 27, 2007 at 7:54 am 2 CommentsCaptain Euchre goes over all the kinky things that may be happening to Dyna-Gal during her absence.
Like Boots or Hearts
Captain EuchrePublished December 26, 2007 at 3:48 am No CommentsAfter receiving an urgent e-mail from Kim, Dyna-Gal’s roommate, Captain Euchre pleads for her to return home.
The Captain Euchre Initiative
Captain EuchrePublished December 22, 2007 at 10:02 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre Goes over some super ideas for a super prison made specially for super villains, and how super that would be.
Information and Super Villains
Captain EuchrePublished December 20, 2007 at 11:01 pm No CommentsAs Captain Euchre takes the barricade bars off his window, he finds out that the Arc Welder has escaped from prison.
And Dangling Off a Bridge, No Less.
Captain EuchrePublished December 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre recalls his day of glory as he captured the Arc welder and saved the Mayor from falling over the Bloor Street viaduct.
Rage of the Arc Welder
Captain EuchrePublished December 18, 2007 at 8:51 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre is back! The Arc Welder begins a city-wide crime spree that draws rave reviews from Captain Euchre.
If this was Star Trek, she would have had a beard.
Captain EuchrePublished December 16, 2007 at 3:50 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre claims the Dyna-Gal he went on a date with is from another dimension, and he ponders the probability of an inter-dimensional threesome.
Date Nite
Captain EuchrePublished December 15, 2007 at 3:47 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre sets up a date with Dyna-Gal and celebrates by signing a less than stellar version of a Phil Collins classic.
6 Hours Later
Captain EuchrePublished December 13, 2007 at 3:46 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre’s reign as the Trojan Borscht is short lived after an e-mail signature gives his true identity away.
Elite Beet Haxor
Captain EuchrePublished December 13, 2007 at 12:24 am No CommentsTrojan Borscht attempts to sell his services a leet hacker and information broker to the highest bidder.
Being Crazy Means Never Having to Say ‘I’m Sorry.’
Captain EuchrePublished December 5, 2007 at 4:42 pm 1 CommentCaptain Euchre apologizes to Roberto Strovesco of Strovesco Plumbing for holding him against his will and resigns from being a super-hero.
Captain Euchre Vs. The Plumber Minion
Captain EuchrePublished December 5, 2007 at 3:40 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre holds a plumber hostage in his living room and plays online euchre to pass the time.
Sock Down
Captain EuchrePublished December 1, 2007 at 9:30 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre comes to a philosophical Stand off with a Plumber. He hasn’t slept or showered for days.
Lock Down
Captain EuchrePublished November 28, 2007 at 10:38 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre barricades himself in his own home out of fear of the Arc Welder.
Is This an Emergency?
Captain EuchrePublished November 27, 2007 at 12:15 am No CommentsThe Police find humour in Captain Euchre’s break and entering report.
The Arc Welder Strikes! Part II
Captain EuchrePublished November 26, 2007 at 6:30 pm No CommentsOblivious to the message written on his forehead, Captain Euchre discovers that the Arc Welder was in his house the night previous.
The Arc Welder Strikes! Part I
Captain EuchrePublished November 26, 2007 at 11:39 am No CommentsThe Arc Welder creeps up on Captain Euchre while he sleeps and takes something mysterious out of his pocket.
Stretchy Pants and Other Misfortunes
Captain Euchre FeaturedPublished November 26, 2007 at 12:41 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre pops an unintentional erection while looking at the Mayor’s daughter during an award ceremony. He fears he will be removed from Ronin Force out of embarrassment.
Sympathy Goes A Long Way
Captain EuchrePublished November 20, 2007 at 12:36 am No CommentsCaptain Euchre becomes a hot commodity when members of Ronin Force fuss over his new found arch nemesis.
The Arch Nemesis Quiz
Captain EuchrePublished November 17, 2007 at 12:32 am No CommentsDetermined not to run from town, Captain Euchre completes an arch nemesis checklist in hopes of revealing the Arc Welder’s true identity.
What Would the Flash Do?
Captain EuchrePublished November 15, 2007 at 9:31 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre is shaken when a new arch nemesis reveals himself through a very intimidating letter.
Going Alone!
Captain EuchrePublished November 14, 2007 at 12:30 am 6 CommentsRonin Force members get into it after one of Captain Euchre’s battle cries isn’t taken literally.
Superhero Fantasy
Captain EuchrePublished November 12, 2007 at 12:29 am 5 CommentsCaptain Euchre is in limbo when Dyna-Gal refuses his calls. He tries to dull the pain by entering a Fantasy Super-Hero League.
His and Her Scrambled Eggs
Captain EuchrePublished November 10, 2007 at 7:08 pm No CommentsCaptain Euchre explains how a palm pilot alert ended his chances of true love with Dyna-Gal.
Sex, showers, and panties.
Captain Euchre FeaturedPublished November 10, 2007 at 10:26 am 12 CommentsCaptain Euchre shows Dyna-Gals sexy panties on his video blog without her permission.
The Brain Drain Blame Game Refrain Train
Captain EuchrePublished November 5, 2007 at 12:22 am 10 CommentsCaptain Euchre feels he isn’t living up to his potential as the crop of villains in Toronto aren’t up to snuff.
Rise and Fall of the Euchre Empire
Captain EuchrePublished November 1, 2007 at 7:21 pm 3 CommentsAfter a motion of Lack of confidence, Captain Euchre discusses what went wrong during his reign as the leader of Ronin Force.
